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Mar 2006

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Sep 3, 2006, 09:54 AM
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This one insult I remember I made toward a friend when we were taping "The Tyson and Kris Show"(an audio show that I should have posted on the internet by now, but I've gotten lazy, and I can't find the tape.). It's not funny now, but in that situation, it was the funniest thing ever. There were about 12 people on the show that day, and they were all talking about how Jordan(another kid who was on the show for that one episode) should be raped. Now, I was a little drunk, so I came out and said, "Now for all you people concerned about Tyson. You don't have to worry about Tyson raping your kids.....If anything, you have to worry about your kids raping Tyson."
That night, I learned the timing and situation can make anything funny. XD That was probably the first time I've heard 11 people laughing simultaneously.(Tyson was just telling me to fuck off, lol)
Odds are they were all drunk.
(.....last names witheld to protect the "innocent", lol.)
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Originally Posted by Rune Factory on cocaine
Go, right now. Back to your console. Start on Hard. Look down, now back to me. Aren't your genitals bigger? Boost kick left, now right. It's your girlfriend, with two tickets for free sex with her sister. Look at yourself, now me. You could be as awesome as me too. I'm in an Augmented Reaction Suit.
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