Looking for a job

I'm incredibly incredibly shy, but I know how to "act" outgoing and personable. Lean forward, nod your head when listening, ask questions whenever possible, don't fidget, eye contact, seem interested, smile when appropriate, I even can make my voice less sarcastic sounding.

Reflect on your past experiences, good ones and bad ones. What sort of conflicts did you experience? What did you do to solve these conflicts? What are some examples when you made the wrong choice, what would you have done differently? Thats the kind of stuff you need to think about before you go in. What are some good qualities and bad (make this cleverly disguised good qualities).

Like someone else said, get a book with common interview questions, just to give you an idea of what you'll need to think about before you interview.

Make yourself interesting! What sort of cool things can you do? Theyre not going to choose someone boring, so don't be afraid to refer to your horrible tentacle hentai collection as your "profound interest in eastern culture." Probably want to leave out any possible fursuting though

Jam it back in, in the dark.