Metalmouth.

God I wish I could get braces.
I guess I had a slight underbite my entire life and no one caught it. This resulted in my jaw coming completely out of its socket and grinding itself a new place to live. I couldn't open my jaw more than one inch for 6 months and needed really expensive physical therapy and retainers to make it so I could open my mouth. I still have to do exercises everyday so that it functions semi normally.

The next progression in making me normal is supposed to be braces to fix my jaw completely but I just can't afford both that and uni at the same time, so here I am with limited opening unable to sing or eat things that require opening your mouth really wide.

I'm 24 and I would happily give up my latina movie star good looks temporarily in order to have a straight jaw ;(

Jam it back in, in the dark.