My mom has been feeling really stressed about where her life was headed and her job and she decided to do something for herself. I wasn't living with her at the time and was having trouble getting enough money to feed me and my dog. Imagine my surprise when she decided to spend her savings on a ... hot tub. I let her know everyday that I gave up eating so that I could buy dog food and she just giggled and told me about the time she almost drowned because she was drinking wine coolers in the water.
When I came home for christmas, we sat down and had a long heart to heart and finally she took my hand and said "daughter, lets go outside and talk about this in the hot tub." With tears in my eyes, finally realizing what this meant to her, I put on my knitted bikini and headed outside. She pulled back the cover and tried putting her foot inside only to discover... the hot tub was frozen solid.
I looked in her eyes and said "What the fuck did you think was going to happen getting a fucking hot tub in fucking massachusetts you daft cunt?" and I slept awesome that night because I was proved right.
Yeah that moment was pretty touching
How ya doing, buddy?