HAY GUYS

Senorita Preved · Local time: Oct 30, 2006, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Aquas

I read the pedophelia page on Wiki simply to educate myself* more on the matter

*masturbate furiously

AND SWEETS IS A GREAT SINGING GROUP SIMPLY BECAUSE MOST OF THEIR SONGS REVOLVE AROUND TOUCHING YOUNG GIRLS IT DOESNT MEAN...oh god what have I done

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Senorita Preved · Local time: Oct 30, 2006, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by Decoy Goat

I see your neckbeard glistening in the sunlight,
I smile coyly from the wading pool in my bikini top
that suggests my age is greater
than the kids section at k-mart prescribes

you descrate me with you manhood
that only renaissance wenches so far have felt
your harem finds a new member
as you member me into the twilight

Your soul says you are like 19
Your firm buttocks glistens as many gifs before you
Alas! I see your ID peek through
Your age on this earth is but 5
I stare at the developing autumn walnuts that is your womanhood
My neckbeards throb with the thoughts of you
I wonder if its rape if they cant spell statutory

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Senorita Preved · Local time: Oct 31, 2006, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by Aquas

Aghast!

This isnt a pirate RP forum mister.

Although the quiet place would be a thousand times better if it was.

Aghast! T' poem be important because that's t' soul. It's more about how landblubbers think I want t' do that, but that be false. I'm buckos with t' parents. It be completely about warmth, too.

oh god I just read this

Originally Posted by Aquas

Get this: This girl had a file in Legend of Mana, and she had named one of her aquatic pet: "Aquas" before even knowing me! How weird is that!

Nevermind this has convinced me yo are SOUL MATES (mateys)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Senorita Preved · Local time: Oct 31, 2006, 10:02 AM

A real pirate wouldnt correct anyone! Turn in your eyepatch.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?