Go get my damned belt, Kurado.

So, the only time your parents spanked you is when you made a suggestion as to where the tuna might be? That is just wrong.

I remember getting my ass beat until I couldn't sit on it for days. My mom would use anything that was next to her at the time (broom handles, fly swatters, books, chairs) and my dad just used a twig or something. When my mom made him spank me, he would just act like he was and I would come out of the room crying, acting like it hurt. My mom was just a bitch about it, though.

And I'm sure y'all all know the line our parents used, "This is hurting me more than it hurts you." How that makes sense, I will never know.

Jam it back in, in the dark.