Worst thing you ever bought by mistake

I was on a very bad date...not the normal type of bad date. No, this guy took me to an oriental seafood place (which, I don't particularly like seafood so I sort of prepared myself beforehand) and practically forced me to eat octopus and some kind of nasty testical-lookin'-thing. He wouldn't leave until I had a bite, even though I told him I'd rather spoon out my eyes, dip them in tabasco sauce and lick 'em than eat that shit. The taste wasn't so bad as how it felt in my mouth...all mushy and slimey. Uck. Well, I guess this one doesn't count considering I didn't technically pay for it...still, it was a ridiculous thing to buy, in my opinion.

I did, however, buy some chocolate covered coffee beans at the bookstore once, thinking I could get a quick caffeine fix. It would've worked, had I gotten them down without gagging. It was like eating sweet dirt...which is a combination I do not want to think about.

Jam it back in, in the dark.