"Oh god!!! My apartment is freaking on me"

Okay. So wierdest thing ever. I get up this morning. Have sleepy, and feeling quite hungry. So I walk to my kitchen to get breakfast. So two steps later, I reach the kitchen, and I flick on the lightswitch and SNAPCRACK!!!!, Everything brightens for a split second and the I'm hit by a split lightbulb. Glass flew everywhere. My lightbulb pretty much exploded. I'm lucky my eyes were half closed lol. Didn't get any cuts. But it was a hard job getting the freaking glass cleaned up. And then the job of replacing the bulb. lol. Luckily the breaker blew, so there was no chance of getting an accidental shock. I was very afraid to turn it on again. To say the least, I was very awake after that lol. Its almost like my apartment was saying "Clean me! or i KILL you!"

So anyone get attacked by their habitat recently? Any freaky wierd accidents?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

yah. my apartment is somewhat an older building. old wiring and such. old style pushbutton breaker. lol.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yah. I hate toilet noises. Theres something wrong with my toilet. and so sometimes it just randomly flushes. not the flush you make with the handle, just the flush where the tank on the back of the toilet empties out and then refills. Its sometimes annoying cause that steady water sound is annoying. but i don't actually pay for my water, so I m not too worried.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Lol. That reminds me. I sleep on the upper part of a bunk bed. i threw the bottom part out cause it broke. So while i sleep, im pretty close to a lightbulb. So one night. I rolled over and my arm swung up. and completely smoked the glass covering on the light. i guess its called the light shade. But anyhow. it completely broke free of the light, flew across the apartment and shattered. I was like have asleep too. so it was really freaky.

Edit:>> I just realized the irony of the fact that my signature has the picture of a lightbulb in it. lol.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?