Its getting to be more and more situations of drunkeness.

but i'll only name 2.
First funny one:
One night I was out bowling with some friends. Decided to start drinking Smirnoff Vodka Coolers(good stuff) and I ended up drinking like 10 or 11 of them. I was completely smashed. I remember finishing the game of bowling but then thats the last. Next thing I know, I'm waking up at home. My phone is on the floor in peices, I'm not wearing any clothes and my shirt is laying folded up on my computer desk.
Situation 2:
This one is very recent. I was at a social, and got good and drunk. then it was time to go home. I managed to bus from the social to downtown. But then it was already 230 in the morning. The buses stop running around that time. So i managed to hitchhike home. Hitchhiking home whilst drunk is kinda fun. lol.
Jam it back in, in the dark.