Do you have a criminal record?

I've got a clean record. The closest I ever came was this one time after a night out. There were some guys hassling a friend of mine, and she threw a drink at them. I put myself in between her and them, and when the cops came, they were taking the side of these other guys.

Normally I respect the law, and those who enforce it, but these cops were seriously going to blame her for some drunken assholes who were putting the moves on her. That shit was just so unbelivably lame, and I told them "You should be ashamed to call yourself police officers."

They didn't like that much, understandably, and they gave me some crap, and told me that I should give them their due respect. I told them that if they wanted to arrest me, that was fine, but I wasn't about to back down. I fully expected to be charged that night, but they let me go.

Jam it back in, in the dark.