[DnD] Tomb of Horrors (GFF D&D Adventure X)

Well, well, well. New people. Monsters... OK, I can deal with monsters. A shifter, though... god, so close to the loathed changelings, but at least still human. I introduce myself quickly, before peering down the staircase, and checking the rest of the room out. I wonder if there's anything arcane about this place.

Arcana check on mausoleum/stairwell

Jam it back in, in the dark.

[color="Red"]Hearing amusing noises coming from down in the crypt, I quickly joined my fellows. Casting a glance around, I notice the red floor, and start zigzagging my way across the room, stopping on my way to help the minotaur with the halfling. Chests are sometimes good things, so I figure more people hauling up the little man, the better. Following that, I make my way across the rest of the room, checking out both the obvious exit and the creepy green doorway.[color]

Assist in helping Samwise up, preferably with chest. WHAT'S THROUGH THE DOOR (also arcana check on green thing)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, judging by the screams and shouts coming from the freshly opened corridor, we weren't following the red tiles anymore. I broke into a run, trying to get there as quickly as possible.

Minor and Major to Move; end movement at F-1

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

2 Dice Rolls *Yay damage

If there was one thing these creatures never quite understood it was that you should NEVER get near a swordmage... make him come to you. As the beast screamed ... something, I don't know, I slammed my aegis over him, following through with a slash of my blade. I muttered some words as I hit the thing, sending blackness into its body.

Aegis of Assault on gargoyle.
Enervating Slash on gargoyle. 15 +11 = 26 > 23 HIT / 11 + 6 = 17 Damage

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

2 Dice Rolls BOOMSHAKA

That hurt. Yelling, I slashed back at the beastie, sending soundwaves at its stony skin.

Booming Blade 15 + 11 = 26 > 23 HIT / 7 + 6 = 13 DMG
Ready Firepulse for rest of encounter

How ya doing, buddy?

I followed my fellows down the hall, joining them in the new room. While they were looking around, I decided to sit down and rest a bit. When I got up, I sauntered over to the Minotaur. "So, anything up there interesting, burger?

Rest, burn 2 healing surges.
Change manifestation to Watersoul

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Something fishy was going on here. My lessers were all entering the southern room and stopping. Never one to be left out, I ran in after them, cursing the faggot who built this place.

FELIPE NO

My head hurt. Stupid orc with its stupid fucking questions... but I finally had it. "HEY IDIOT: DO THIS"

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Everything seemed to vanish, and I saw my comrades... looking at me.
"What the fuck is everyone's problem? Also where the hell did you come from?" A door was open, and I immediately took my chance to dash headlong through it. I felt like being reckless.

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Die Roll CHECK PLZ

"Hey look! Fish!" I like fish... except when they have pointy teath that are for the eating of my flesh. After looking down and failing to have anything important to add, I decided to do my fall-back option of sensing if anything magickal was going on.

Arcana Check on water/fish/room

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I noticed the shifter looking between me and Shorty, and I was honestly just as confused as he was. "Midget Boy, did you forget someone?" Nevertheless, I tied the rope as best I could and tossed the free end BACK to the man so he could more easily toss it over to the platform with the trapdoor.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll ACRO

Holy crap haven't been on here in days thanks holiday week/end

ACROBATICS TO SEGMENT 1? Oh fuck no I fell.
Swiftcurrent my way back up?

Most amazing jew boots

I slid down into the room, joining my compatriots in examining this artwork.

"Paintings are for fags, you know." With that in mind, I decided to start checking the spheres in the color of the rainbow; seeing that the flanksteak had already examined the red one, I stuck my hand in the orange one being held by the illithid.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

"Dear room:

"

Also, since I didn't think anyone had grabbed rope, I climbed back up the chain and got the two segments connecting the nearest platforms, climbed back down, and handed one to Slim.

I was speaking idiomatically.

minor to move to tunnel
Move down tunnel
Major to move swiftcurrent down tunnel.
Not sure what square that puts me in.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll STRIEK HIT

That boney motherfucker. What the hell was he thinking shoving my partners around? "Nobody touches them, assholes." I stepped in, sending a wave of thunder at him as my mind locked into his.

move to BN-1
Aegis of Assault on Skeleton
Thunderclap Strike on Skeleton 11 + 9 = 20 < 21 YAY I MISSED

FELIPE NO

3 Dice Rolls WHIRLIE BIRD

Sword Burst to Mummies
Boomdead.
Minor to Attack; Whirling Blade on Skeleton I MISSED DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT
Move to BK0

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

2 Dice Rolls GRA-FRA-ZUT ANGRY

Hah. Apparently bones can burn. Who knew? I stepped back in, adding what I could to the skeleton. My sword slipped through the things ribs, causing no damage... This fucking thing just wouldn't die. Fuck everything in this room. I screamed, and fire burst out of the air around me.

Move to BM-1
Booming Blade on Skeleton MISS YAY!
Blades of Firey Wrath on Skeleton 14 + 9 = 23 I JUST CAN'T FUCKING HIT ANYTHING DAMMIT.

Most amazing jew boots

1 Die Roll Hit Skeleton?

OW DAMMIT. Still burning, I ran over to the skeleton & machine to thwack them with my blade.

Move to BQ1
Sword Burst on Skeleton & Trap DAMMIT FUCK DAMMIT

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, the weapons were tempting, but Slim had already grabbed the only one I could find any use out of (considering my "I can breathe underwater" stuff) and I was happy with my blade that let me zip around the room, but I picked up the Warblade anyway. It would probably fetch a pretty penny back in town, assuming I survived. I followed my fellows back down the tunnel and sat down in the corner of the painting room, warily avoiding any colored spheres. Fucking spears, thinking they're so smart.

Seeing the skull on the halfling's belt, I had a single question:

"Can I call you BOB?"

Grab Warblade, move back to room, healing surge to full.

How ya doing, buddy?

Following the rest of the Five down the tunnel, I came into a room where someone had been performing some sort of ritual. A tasty one by the smell. Seeing the minotaur pick his new ring off the altar gave me an idea.

Place box on altar.
Arcana check

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Seeing that, apparently, placing objects on the altar was a bust, I retrieved my treeform box, making sure to keep my skin from touching the altar itself. I was half tempted to wad up some parchment and toss it at the altar while shouting "lightning bolt!" but that would be stupid. I decided to stick my head into the orange arch, because I was feeling reckless.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Must. Not. Kill.


Must. Not. Kill.


Must. Kill.

Must.

I leapt back from the orange archway, shaking my head. The urge to kill lowered back to the general dislike of anyone who wasn't me, which was fine. Even if they were my friends, it didn't stop them from being ugly. I noticed that someone had managed to open a passageway in the other corner of the room, and headed along that way, taking care to skirt the trapped table. Joining three of my companions at a pit, I looked down. "Rats, eh? Well, let's see if I can do something about that." I toss my sword down into the pit, seeing I can get a reaction or spear anything, then summon it back up into my hand.

Basic ranged attack down into pit.
Swordbond summon back.

How ya doing, buddy?

2 Dice Rolls Go ahead and jump

Coughing and gagging, I was beset by a strong desire to punch the kobold in the back of the head. After watching the rest of the group hop across the gaps, I followed. In the general nature of my past few tries to do anything, I failed horribly as I attempted to clear the second pit, smacking against the far wall and plummeting down.

"FUCKING OW. DAMMIT! HELP!"

FELIPE NO

had a horrible idea thanks to this one party those doomed sailors threw when I was traveling with them. I stepped to the door, and, putting on my best impersonation of a female orc voice, I said, "I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money, do what you want me to do."

bluff check

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll ATHELTET

I was glad I had hesitated before entering the dark room; glowing elemental things can kinda ruin darkness. When the light suddenly came on and the tilting began, I turned from the door and tried to run. It was slow going, but I slowly managed to pull forward.

Athletics check
Move to DI-2

Jam it back in, in the dark.