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 Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING HERE:
I'm a Christian. One of those "liberal" ones, which means that I've started down the path that certain sects of Judaism have been on A LONG TIME: the one where you take the Bible and make sense of it intellectually. (It is possible!) I blame my (very strong in his Christian faith) Bible prof from my freshman year at a conservative Christian college. He basically said that the 'six day' thing is because the Jewish people for whom the Bible was originally written had no concept of hundreds of thousands of years, let ALONE the millions of years that the universe has been around. Oh, and the fact that creation is told twice (in different ways and orders, even) kinda makes it hard for everything in the bible to be ENTIRELY FACTUAL and NOT METAPHORICAL at all. Plus I believe that science merely shows how God works (or set stuff in motion). This comes about through the FACT that microevolution is proven beyond a shadow of a doubt and macroevolution is mostly microevolution over millions of years. So why couldn't God have built evolution into the Universe? It makes enough sense to satisfy me. OK I'm done for now. Jam it back in, in the dark. It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
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 There's nowhere I can't reach. It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
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Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
All those laws about "unclean" were all intended to quell the spread of disease. Great ideas, up to a point. Technology (and I'm using this in the not even modern sense of the word) fixed a lot of that by the time Jesus rolled around. I was speaking idiomatically. It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
You just posted what I was about to say, but I'll reinterpret the line from 2 Peter that you posted to say what pretty much all intelligent interpreters of the Bible say, anyway:
Those "7 days" are not literally "seven days!" Big shocker there. The whole week concept merely exists because the Jewish people at the time of the Bible being written had no concept of time that would include the possibility of millions of years. Those 10-million year-old rocks are, guess what: TEN MILLION YEARS OLD! Plus you get prop points from me for also bringing up the fact that a literal reading of the Bible implies that God fucked up in creating the world originally. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
HOW ARE ROCKS PEOPLE? or WHAT DOES A QUOTE FROM THE BIBLE CLEARLY INDICATING PEOPLE HAVE TO DO WITH ROCKS?
I think I asked in a way you can understand. FELIPE NO It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
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Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
Colossians 3: 18-21 Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord. Husbands, love your wives and do not be harsh with them. Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord. Fathers, do not embitter your children, or they will become discouraged.
See, because of this, we know that God made the universe and didn't just make physical laws and whatever you're trying to make me see. I swear, the quote's entirely relevant. Jam it back in, in the dark. It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
You know what Noah's Ark/the Babylonian Flood story/Ys/Mu/Lemuria/Atlantis/R'yleh says to me?
Somewhere some city/island/"the world" was flooded. It fucking happened. Note that "the world" was in quotes. I don't believe that Noah saved all the animals in the world. I believe that if Noah happened, it was confined to a region. YAY LOGIC. There's nowhere I can't reach. It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
I know that. I'm just including it for the morons who really believe in the Great Old Ones.
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Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006 |
BUT IT'S NOT FICTICIOUS YOU HEATHEN GRRRR
 How ya doing, buddy? It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
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