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View Poll Results: About how many books do you think you have read in the past year?
0 18 13.74%
1 16 12.21%
2 9 6.87%
3 13 9.92%
4-5 21 16.03%
6-7 9 6.87%
8-10 11 8.40%
11-12 5 3.82%
13-15 3 2.29%
16-20 6 4.58%
21-30 6 4.58%
31-40 5 3.82%
41-50 2 1.53%
51+ 7 5.34%
Voters: 131. You may not vote on this poll

1 in 4 adults read no books last year
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Old Aug 22, 2007, 09:08 PM #1 of 120
I read, occasionally slowly, but I probably read about 25 books last year; I'm including complete graphic novels in there (Sandman read again ++ mode (I count that as 1)), as well as short story collections; let's also not forget textbooks, of which I read one in its entirety for a test.

Oh, and stephen king. Let's not forget the Stephen King. Also other genre fiction.

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Old Aug 23, 2007, 11:13 PM #2 of 120
So pang, what are graphic novels?

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Old Aug 24, 2007, 07:01 PM #3 of 120
A graphic novel is a comic book with a BA in English. And they're fine, this isn't a LOL COMICS R FOR KIDZ tirade. For a long time Batman was taking up more of my drive space than my music directory. Comics are fine and good, and many of them contain great stories, but they're not books. The difference between a comic and an actual novel is vast in terms of the way they disseminate information. A "graphic novel" contains about as many actual words as half a chapter of a legitimate novel, and that's generously counting OOF!, POW!, BLAMMO!, and ZAP!

(well, ok, they might be "books" in some loose meaningless sense that they have covers, pages and bindings, but nobody's going to get credit for reading map books or stampbooks, are they?)
Well, I guess that means that sandman doesn't count; still doesn't knock me out of my vote bracket.

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Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
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Old Aug 25, 2007, 11:11 PM #4 of 120
It is perfectly intelligent. Your words may sound cool to you as you type them out, but you really can't explain your logic. It sounds to me like you just say things and latch on to them simply because other people say it. That is something I would classify as unintelligent.
No, not reading books because "they're all boring and I struggle" is unintelligent.


Well, unless you're dyslexic. And even then, I know dyslexic people who read MORE THAN YOU.

You're either unintelligent or arrogant to the point of.

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Old Aug 26, 2007, 08:39 PM #5 of 120
Reaver, the argument is here because I think DragoonKain is trying to troll but failing miserably and showing his idiocy while doing so.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Aug 26, 2007, 11:09 PM 1 #6 of 120
Vonnegut. 'Nuff said.

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Old Aug 27, 2007, 08:54 PM #7 of 120
His Dark Materials. Also 'nuff said.

Maybe The Dark Is Rising.

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Old Sep 12, 2007, 05:31 PM #8 of 120
Talisman is really good, and there are times where it really doesn't feel like you're reading either King or Straub; more lyrical than either, honestly. Stylistically, it fits more in with the early Dark Tower, but even then, it's not quite like that either.

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It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
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