[DnD] Tomb of Horrors (GFF D&D Adventure X)

1 Die Roll Arcana

I got myself out of the situation I had somehow found myself in, and promptly sat my ass down, taking a short rest before checking for any arcane things going on. "'Curiouser and curiouser' said Alice," I said.

Most amazing jew boots

"The colonel sat back when he had finished and was extremely pleased with himself for the prompt action he had just taken to meet this sinister crisis. Yossarian--the very sight of the name made him shudder," I said, readying myself for an attempt at opening the scary door. Touching it, I muttered some nonsense.

arcana check holy shit might be an awful idea but what the fuck.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Die Roll Bluffing an inanimate object

I thought I had it. Maybe. It had worked before, at least. I had been pondering and pondering on the door quandary that I had simply completely missed my companions leaving the area. As a last-ditch effort, I said "In order to buy it I had to go into this bizarre little store. I mean, I don't think they'd swept the floor in a decade, and I bet the staff had to have taken unhelpfulness lessons. And there was a big greasy guy behind the counter who seemed really amused that I was like, female, and asking for this comic. He said it wasn't very collectable. Then he said they didn't normally see breasts as small as mine in his store, and all these guys laughed. I wanted you to be there so badly. You would have said something to him that would have blistered his ears and curled his toes and made him feel like he was six inches high. I just blushed and left, mad on the inside. Here you go.

Oh yeah. And here... I thought you'd like it. It's Tacky Flamingo, or whatever it's called. Your favorite color." I hoped that I had conveyed that I possibly knew how to open the door to the door, and waited just long enough to see if anything happened before turning down the corridor to join my fellows in the room at the other end.

Bluff check

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

"Thank you, old man. We've heard quite enough from you already!" I shouted, running to join the fight.

Move as far as I can to get into the room this turn

How ya doing, buddy?

"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JO-LENE," I sang, gleefully sprinting into the midst of things. At the last syllable, I burst my aegis onto the field, enveloping several of the skeletons and the magus.

Major to move, move to AH-91.
Swordmage's decree.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

2 Dice Rolls nature because haiku

A poetry challenge? In my current manifestation, quite suitable, despite how fun a battle could be. All I needed to do was open my mouth to express my enjoyment for it and this would tumble out, although it could never be original:

Haikus are quite fun
Water under the bridges
I just shat myself

FELIPE NO

1 Die Roll Arcana check

Something had happened. I had been dazed for too long. I ran to meet the others in the misty room, feeling around WITH MY MIND. "WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN," I shouted, spoiling an otherwise well choreographed rape scene.

Arcana the mists.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

4 Dice Rolls Save>

"You stupid dumbshit goddamn MOTHERFUCKER," I screamed, launching into the air and slashing with my blade at two of the bastards as I landed.

Windwalker to G-31
Sword Burst on Geonids B & E
B = 17 + 10 = 27>20 HIT (2 + 6)/2 = 4 DMG
E = 4 + 10 = 14<20 MISS
Save vs. Weakened

Jam it back in, in the dark.