How old is too old?

David, how are you still a virgin? I mean, you're waiting for that special someone, but in my experience there tends to be other reasons reasons why someone is still a virgin. Are you embarrased about something, say, your body or your sexual prowess? Are you just scared about sex? Perhaps you're gay? (Hey, I've seen it happen.)

I mean, shit, it doesn't REALLY matter if you don't WANT the sex, but... seeing as how you're questioning it, I figure that you really want to lose the virginity and you don't know why you're still a virgin.

Oh, and despite what anyone says, there really isn't any LINE per se, but most people by your age have had sex.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I just didn't want him (or someone) saying, "What do you mean there's no line? Most people have had sex blah blah blah".

I'm thorough, you see.

There's nowhere I can't reach.