Good! Now could you deep fry it, baste it, and coat it in ranch dressing?

I should have been Filipino. It seems that I'm usually rude for always ACCEPTING the offer. It's almost as if relatives/friends offer out of etiquette, and I'm supposed to say, "I'm fine, thank you."

Chinese buffets are disasters for me. That's usually where all hell breaks loose. I tend to avoid them now because I eat so much I can't even remember everything I ate. "Chicken fried something", usually.

I don't like dipping stuff in ranch too much, though.

Jam it back in, in the dark.