Society's unwritten rules.

Is this even ABOUT society's unwritten rules anymore?

It went from chivalry to waiting tables to grammar.

Speaking of which, what about proper language in front of the parents? This bother any one else? I hate when kids don't speak very well to their mother in public.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sassafrass, it's perfectly acceptable to shake hands, but as a woman, you shouldn't be trying for a firm handshake, but rather a more limp-wristed (yeah, queer-ass too), gentle shake.

In business, however, this does not apply.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

We DO have surgeries to fix these issues, but until then, you get the meek and fragile way out.

But then, if a woman shakes a hand firmly like a man, it doesn't piss me off in the same way, say, as a man who is trying to break my fucking hand. The latter is rude, while the former is just a strange little tidbit. It's the difference between personality issues and poor habits.

So, don't worry about it, really.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.