Asshole-ish and Stupid Customers at your job

Jesus, Leknaat, you have a shitty job. Reminds me of mine.

I work at a great place for customer service - Taco Bell. I'm a manager, so of course, we get the worst customers. I can't imagine getting good customers, in fact.

For me, one of the worst things I have to put up with is when customers dictate their order to me VERY specifically. For example, a guy wants sour cream on his bean burrito - and he hastens to add, "And I want it SPREAD all over the burrito. I want to taste it in every bite." What the fuck. Shut up.

Another obnoxious customer is not so much rude as annoying: the one who explains WHY they are ordering EVERY ITEM. Now, I don't get too angry with these, because it's not exactly rude, but it can get annoying - especially in a rush. "I want a taco without cheese - the doctor said that I can't have it - and also a bean burrito kid's meal - and can you make sure there are no onions, because Matt's allergic to them?" I don't care WHAT Matt is allergic to, lady, but I'll make the order right regardless.

As for any drive-thru attendents: has anyone had anything thrown at them? I've had water, soda, and a bean burrito. I'm proud of myself having enough restraint for a mere 'FUCK YOU ASSHOLE' instead of punching them in the face. (Remarkably, I wasn't fired, and one customer who witnessed the whole thing from the front said that the guy had deserved the retort. I gave him a free drink.)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Leknaat

And this happened tonight:
After you order--get the fuck away from the counter. My register is there--I don't know what you want. Don't stand there with your arms folded watching my every move.

This prompts me to make an announcement:

NEVER watch your local fast food chain make the food. If you're scared we'll scrimp on your order, or otherwise do something to it, then don't go there. There is NOTHING more annoying than the guy who promptly orders, walks three paces to the side, and leans over the counter, watching me make his food.

Yes, sir, it DOES make me nervous. It makes me make your order WORSE, ass.

And the epitome of lack of etiquette is displayed when the customer proceeds to YELL special aspects of his order over the counter after he has paid.

"I want more cheese than that! Put another handful or so!"

No, fucker. I probably gave you too much cheese already. I'm working; leave me alone.

I hate fast food. =/

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