Movie Theater Zingers

Originally Posted by Taterdemalion

The thread about movie theater assholes has prompted me to start this thread about funny remarks in movie theaters.

The funniest zinger I've heard in a movie theater was while watching Resident Evil. We had come to the seen where Alice came upon the empty dog cages. I had planned to yell out "who let the dogs out." (Believe me, it seemed funnier at the time.) But before I got the chance to say it some guy merely said "woof" and the entire audience, including me, erupted in laughter. Again, I don't know why it was so funny.

So share any zingers you have said or heard someone else say in a movie theater.

And movie theater owners think that people stopped going to theaters because of piracy. :\

Jam it back in, in the dark.