[Wii] SONIC HAS A FUCKING SWORD

I dunno, maybe some good can come out of this. You know how some hack 'n slash games move a little to slowly for our tastes?

That's all I've got at the moment. Just pretend this is another LOL SONIC IS BAD or fanfiction post.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

For those of you who want to watch the trailer without agonizingly cheesy Crush 40 lyrics, SEGA went ahead and made the US trailer instrumental. Huh.

LIKE A SWORD (A SWORD)
I'M WROUGHT (I'M WROUGHT)
INTO THE HEAT OF DAY

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Got a 3.9 from IGN. Not a good source of reviews, but I'm curious to see how your opinion differs on the controls, SuperSonic. They seem to have very, very different opinion on them.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Ness the Mess

I mean, its just not fair that Mario can make 15 games a year, but IGN rates them all 7.0 and up because of the Super Nintendo days.

No, the Mario games get 7s or higher because they're still good. The trite crap like Mario Party get mediocre reviews usually, so that argument is weak. No one treats Sonic unfairly, it's just a shit series now.

Mario still ranks highly because it's still fantastic, and even most of its spin-offs are consistently good. Nostalgia is hardly boosting scores.

How ya doing, buddy?

That doesn't explain why this Sonic game on the Wii sucks, though. The Wii library still has a terrible selection in a lot of genres-- with platformers, you have something like Super Mario Galaxy and de Blob and not much else. But here's another Sonic game, on the Wii (where there's the poor competition you're describing and saying would be influencing Mario reviews), and the Sonic game still gets slammed.

I was speaking idiomatically.