Fender Benders

Been in two accidents lifetime-to-date. First was entirely my fault, had only been driving for 6 weeks when I pulled out from a stop sign and T-boned this SUV. Don't know why I didn't see him coming (wasn't a 4-way stop, by the way) but I didn't. Guy had a warrant for his arrest though so kudos to me. The second wreck tells a better story though.

I was on my way home from work and was maybe two hundred yards away from the parking lot. I lived on campus at the time, and an exhibition tennis game was goin on -- Andre Agassi and some other guy. The parking was filled to capacity and then some, as cars were parked all over the place. Now, the stadium exits onto the road I was driving on, and there's an intersection there. I had just hit the yellow light so I passed on through.

And then a van, parked up on the sidewalk 100 ft. away from the exit, decided to pull off onto the road's right lane, where I already was due to the fact that I was about to turn right to get into my dorm's parking lot. Needless to say I tried to avoid him but ended up hitting the center of my front bumper into the left corner of the van's rear end. Made my car look like a cannon ball hit it dead-on.

The guy was a complete and utter douchebag. We're doing the requisite swearing at each other from across the street when here comes his bitch wife. She gets out of the car, clearly in a drunken stupor, and calls me a stupid little college idiot. I marched rather quickly in an attempt to snatch her and rip her to shreds but it so happened my roommate, who was following me but caught the red light than I passed on yellow, had caught up to us and dragged me away from them.

Dude said he saw me coming and had claim to the lane, but his insurance company found his ass at fault and I got some cash.

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