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I used to drink tequila... well, not really, but this story is alcohol related.
T'was a long time ago, 8th July 2006. One of my mates was having a party at his, more of a celebration for me getting my job and starting it on the 10th July. He had plenty of alcohol laid out and I proceeded to help myself to it. I started off with a couple of beers, this was 3pm in the afternoon. As the day went on I had beer after beer after beer. I must have had about 6 by 7pm, and I felt a bit off. But that didn't stop me. Oh no. I then noticed that he had some vodka. I then decided that I would make a drink up with what he had on the counter. I got a pint glass and poured in some green sourz, this is meant to be for shots, vodka, and some blue alco-pops. It turned a nice looking aqua colour and tasted not too bad. Once everyone had seen it though they had to go and ruin it by taking it off me and adding more to it. They added some lager, drambuie, lemonade, cola, red alco-pops. By this time it had turned a nasty brown colour and all I could taste was the vodka, and I hate the stuff. So I decided to make another pint of the the "aqua" mix, but again it got taken off me and I had to make do with the brown mixture. By this time it was nearing midnight and I was wasted. Then my mate suggested that we go to the play park that was near by, so off we went, with more alcohol. Events after this are very hazy and I can hardly remember anything that happened at the park, all that I do remember is walking there. What happened there and how I got back, I don't know. In the morning I was puking up, and felt like crap. I managed to call my parents and get them to pick me up. I spent the rest of the day either puking up or recovering in bed. I still felt rotten on the Monday, my first day of work. Kids, don't mix your drinks. Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() |