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yes, I know this thread was last posted in over 10 days ago, but today some strange guy started talking to me.
I had just finished work and was looking forward to getting home. I was stood by the road waiting for a clear bit. I had my earphones in so I couldn't hear much, when all of a sudden I catch site of something in the corner of my eye. Me: *takes eaarphones out of ears* Sorry, Can I help you? Stranger: You want to be careful crossing that road. Me: uhh, yeah I will. Stranger: They're all crazy. By this point I realise that this guy is absolutely smashed, as he starts swaying back and forth Me: Yeah, they are aren't they. Stranger: Sorry, Ive had a bit to drink, probably too much. Me: *blank* Stranger: Man thinks he made this empire, but he didn't Me: *blank* Stranger: God made all of this, and man is wrong to thing that he did Me: *blank* Stranger: If man thinks that he made all of this then he is wrong. God made all of this, and man is nothing to think that he did. Me: *blank* The wind now blows towards me, and I realise that this guy has spent all day in the pub. This is happening at 4pm, pubs open at 11am Stranger: You're a real gentleman, you are. Me: *blank* Stranger: You be careful crossing that road now Me: uhh, thanks Stranger: *starts to stagger up the road saying something uncomprehensible* I cross the road, and smile to myself and think what a crazy man he was, and hope that I don't see him again. About 10 minutes later, once I have been picked up, I see this crazy man again, about 20 metres up the road from the first encounter. Now he is crossing another road (neary falls over the kerb)A wagon passes him and he waves at it, he gets further up the road and sits on the wall. I think that he is having a rest, but nope. He starts praying. The wall that he is sat on is directly opposite a church, but still, praying, on a wall, on a busy street. I hope this guy doesn't remember what he did today, because if it was me I would be mightily embarrassed. This guy was not a bum or homeless guy, he was smartly dressed. Grey pants, white shirt, grey jacket, black shoes and clean shaven. I thought that I would mention so that you wouldn't think that this guy was a bum. Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]()
Last edited by Domino; Oct 17, 2006 at 10:39 AM.
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