Frogs are awesome.

We used to have a pond in my house in Malaysia. Toads and frogs would come by and visit all the time.

Once, I put on my shoes, only to feel something soft and squishy inside of my left shoe. I shook it, and lo! A horribly frightened frog dropped out and hopped away.

Another time, I found a dead frog lying spread out on the ground. I decided to throw the frog over our 12-foot compound wall. What I wasn't expecting was the amount of rigor mortis that had set in, so it spun around like a frisbee as it sailed over the wall...

Jam it back in, in the dark.