The One Shot Joke Thread.

Originally Posted by packrat

Ok, well here is a good riddle for you all:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

It's the sun! As in the light.

Polar bears = the light allows us to see the color

Cry = the sun set ventures people to cry because of the esthetic feeling that it's present to the viewers. (personally, I don't think it works on me)

guy's pee = In the morning, all guys have to pee. (unless you're playing wow all night)

women combing their hair = same as the above (beatuify themselves)

celebrities = they already look dumb

regular ppl = same as above but with the twist that they look like them

pancake = The sun can cook pancake for you

wine bubble = boiling wine?

pop = i suppose the sun might pop from being hugged (therotically impossible though)

you'll pop = looking at the sun thru a telescope without the sun shield can pop your eyes.

Jam it back in, in the dark.