[Attention] Bradylama's Fallout Iron Man Challenge!

This sounds like a great idea! I'm in! Just gotta find me a copy of Fallout 2 (haven't played Fallout enough to do an Iron Man). I'll come back and edit this post when I've created a character.

EDIT: DONE: AND HERE SHE IS: SAY HELLO TO LUCKY!:

This is Lucky. Lucky was blessed in many ways. For starters, she had the looks, and guys would literally fall for her everywere she went(Sex appeal). She didn't seem to have that many female friends though, since they all seemed to be jealous about her attractiveness.

Although she wasn't the smartest tool in the shed, she wasn't dumb. She just didn't have that much to say(Low CH, average IN).

Instead of talking, she gambled. And boy could she gamble(LK+Gambling 70%). She always did win at them paper-rock-scissors duels. This, in turn, made her a lot of enemies who wanted her ass kicked. However, that was easier said than done. Many of her enemies were overwhelmed by her innate martial arts skills, and this one time (at band camp?) she accidentally threw someone into a wall, causing the roof to fall down on her opponent, crushing her beyond recognition(bloody mess).



When Lucky turned 18, the village elder decided that she was too much for this village. I mean, there's only that many dead bodies you can take, and she just couldn't have Lucky have all the village's men for herself. Elder want some of that booty, too. So, naturally, it was time she had a coming of age trial, like all the other people the village elder didn't like, and sent her to the caves (for certain doom!).



The trial was a big letdown for Lucky. The scorpions didn't stand a chance when her fists of fury rained down on their skulls, and trial was over before anyone knew it.

When she came back, the village elder wasn't pleased. Although she didn't say it out clearly, she made it very clear that she wanted Lucky out of the village for good. "Go find Vic", she said, giving Lucky a flask and some money. "WOW! MUNNIES!", thought Lucky, and headed straight out of the village in a hurry to get lucky(pun).



On her travels, she met a man named Torr. He said he needed help guarding his moomoos. "Come on! This guy is dumber than horseshit", she thought, but she couldn't help but feel sorry for him so she decided to help.

The scorpions attacking his "moomoos" were a piece of cake, and after helping Torr get rid of them, Lucky decided to continue her travels.



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The adventures of Lucky, part 2:

After toying around a bit, killing rats and buying a new, cool leather jacket, Lucky decided to take trip out of town and visit the neighboring "Den" to kick som gecko ass.



A few headbutts and more than a few groin kicks later, she got tired and decided to rest up a bit. She had heard that there was a casino in a nearby mining town. Because she didn't have any money, however, she wouldn't be able to have any fun even if she went there. So she decided to...



...go dig for some treasure, and sell the loot for cash.



Said and done, when she had enough cash, she went to gamble. Despite the luck she had in the past, Lady Luck wasn't smiling on her this day and she lost all of her money.



Irritaded by her lack of luck, Lucky decided that it was time for some pickpocketing. Her dexterious fingers swiftly conquered the nearby one armed bandit addict's pockets and she was ready for action once again.

A few quick games later, she was broke again. Any more easy targets in sight? Nope, she needed to get some more money. FAST. So she went downtown and looked for prey. Her intuition told her that someone with at least a roof over his head should have some money. She tried to pickpocket a nearby villager and.... NOOOOOOO, she got caught! He freaked out and started running all over the place, yelling "thief! thief!".

Startled by this fact, Lucky decided to put her tail between her legs and run. But she didn't come far before her previous prey's brother arrived on a scene. Before she knew it, she was on the ground. MAN, could he pack a punch!

But Lucky decided to show him who's boss. She kicked him around and gave him a few fast punches in the stomach before landing a perfect groin kick! OUCH! That's gotta hurt! Kicking him while he was lying down, she didn't notice the two guards approaching... would she be able to escape?

When she saw the two guards, armed to their teeth, she immediately stopped kicking and turned to running. But it was too late, and the two guards fired their shotguns after her, wounding her critically. Her final lesson in life was to be that crime doesn't pay, and that leaving a trail of blood ain't the smartest thing to do if you want to run away.



THE END



There's nowhere I can't reach.

Meet Wyatt. An optimistic, albeit not very smart, young fella who had a great interest in guns. Small guns, big guns, red guns, blue guns, they were all equally exciting and he dreamed of one day owning a piece of his own. Since there were no guns to be found in the backwater village he was born in, Wyatt decided it was time to enter the wild.



After running around in the wild, getting chased by geckos and giant rodents...



...Wyatt found himself in the reactor town of Gecko. There, he met Harold. Harold needed help fixing the reactor and would be very pleased if Wyatt could fetch a "thingie" for him over at vault city.



Wyatt left Gecko in a hurry and headed towards vault city in the hopes of finding what he was searching for, a gun.



Well at vault city, finding the restrictions to be too harsh and the beer too weak, he decided to leave vault city and once again enter the wilds.



On his travels south, he came upon a cave. He entered the cave and started searching, only to find that it was booby trapped and before he could say "I shouldn't have entered this cave, it will probably be my ruin", he had fallen into a pit...



...full of giant scorpions!!!



Using his superior sneaking abilities, he tried to reach the exit before anyone noticed him. Sadly, the giant scorpions saw his fumbling attempts at being a ninja master and decided it was time to put an end to the story of Wyatt. Wyatt valiantly fought back, but the scorpions were too strong for him to handle. As the scorpion stingers pierced his chest, the only regret he had in his mind was that he was never able to own his own gun.

THE END



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.