Turkey alternatives for Xmas

For christmas, my family usually makes the traditional "julbord" (literally means "christmas table" and is usually an assortment of various foods, like meatballs, potatoes, ham, fish etc etc). There's no turkey in there, but my family has, on occasion, tried eating turkey on new year's eve. It has always come out dry and bland, though, so we've swapped the turkey for plain old traditional chicken instead. Lately, though, my mom tried a new turkey recipe and it turned out remarkably good. So good, in fact, that we're thinking of making it a new tradition. But, seeing as I won't be around for new year's this year, I'll be missing out on a real treat. OUCH!

Jam it back in, in the dark.