[Wii] SONIC HAS A FUCKING SWORD

I can't defend this anymore, I think I'll sulk somewhere and play Sonic Advance 3



More news of fail if it comes

If it somehow is ungodly awesome, maybe I'll stop laughing.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hey wait, why isn't this in Sonic Chronicles?

GODDAMMIT SEGA, AGAIN WITH THE GOOD IDEAS AND MUSIC IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES AND WRONG EXECUTION

Most amazing jew boots

Originally Posted by Shin

No prizes for guessing who the secret character will be in the first Wii version of Soul Calibur.

But he'll have like zero priority despite being the fastest character in the game

Don't even try picking a fight with anyone who has a green color scheme

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You've got no bloody arms left!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

They might be going Secret Rings sequel or Tongue-in-cheek. As in "none of my old fans will take me seriously, might as well make them laugh on the way out"

Considering Wii Motion Plus got added a few days ago, this might be the first big game using it (lol big) or so speculation sez.

I was speaking idiomatically.

*grabs bucket of popcorn, eats, and sings softly*

Blue steel swings by
Sonic the Swordsman
Stabs you in your freakin' eye
Sonic the Swordsman

Sonic, he can really slice
Sonic, he can chop and dice
Sonic, he's the best swordsman aliiiiive!

I can't take credit for this gym, stole it from somewhere

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well guess what... YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.

Press release:

Quote:

Monday Jul 21, 2008
SEGA ANNOUNCES SONIC AND THE BLACK KNIGHT

A new addition to the Storybook Series of Sonic Titles

SAN FRANCISCO & LONDON (July 21, 2008) –SEGA of Europe Ltd. and SEGA® of America, Inc. today announced Sonic™ and the Black Knight, an all-new Wii-exclusive adventure. Part of the storybook series of games that began with Sonic and the Secret Rings, this new title brings Sonic into the world of Arthurian legend and offers the worlds most infamous blue hedgehog the chance to become a knight. Using the unique Wii control system, this exciting game will take advantage of both the Wii Remote and the Nunchuk to offer an interactive experience that any Sonic fans will love.

Created by Sonic Team in Japan, this innovative game takes Sonic into a medieval world and arms him with a sword to aid in his effort to save the day. Sonic and the Black Knight will provide Sonic fans with an irresistible cast of characters and teach them all what it takes to be a true hero and the ultimate knight. With a series of missions taking place in stunning Arthurian-inspired locations, Sonic and the Black Knight promises to offer a fast-paced adventure that gamers of all ages will enjoy.

“After the success of Sonic and the Secret Rings we’re delighted to announce a second title in the Storybook Series,” said Gary Knight, European Marketing Director, SEGA Europe, “Following Sonic on his way to knighthood will excite players of all ages.”

Sonic and the Black Knight, exclusively for the Wii, will be out in Spring 2009.

FELIPE NO

^Game broke 1 mil worldwide, I'd call that a success.

Blue Blur » Blog Archive » Nintendo Power Gives a First Look For Sonic and the Black Knight

It looks to be learning from SatSR's mistakes GAMEPLAY wise, but character wise?

First day purchase ONLY FOR TEH LULZ.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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While nobody really cares, you can catch a 3 second clip of the game in action close to the end of this Wii advertisement.

I am scared how good this looks. Sega has a massive history of making Sonic games LOOK good...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

YouTube - Nintendo Conference 2008 - Sonic and the Black Knight (Wii)

Or better yet, this crappy youtoobz video does the same thing, but with more fail!

AND STOLEN HI REZ SCREENS. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT





There's nowhere I can't reach.

Slow and clunky? Did you not watch the video, however brief it was? Plus it was confirmed not to be on rails anymore.

Still, I'm worried Sonic Team will make it a bitch to control...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I've stopped giving a damn about concepts Sega cooks up and started getting more worried on whether they will screw it up with bad gameplay design decisions. Sonic 06 and Genesis GBA port were ultimate examples of good ideas ruined by shitty coding, controls, and bad design as opposed to any "gimmick" making anyone cry, yet it's always the gimmicks that get attacked.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

YouTube - Sonic & The Black Knight TGS Trailer

Bad music. Gameplay would look good if they showed more than three seconds of any one scene.

I was speaking idiomatically.