Perverted Thoughts

Welcome to being adolescent and male.

Now, if your problem is boredom, which leads to gratuitous masturbation, then I might suggest a hobby or finding something outside of sex that interests you.

Also, whoever suggests girlfriends as a substitute for chronic masturbation is an idiot. You need sluts for that, they're on every high school/college campus. Their goal in life, or at least, in this stage in their life, is to have as much penis crammed into them as possible. You don't even really need to do anything more than say "Hi." So, if time is an issue, sluts are your best bet.

Jam it back in, in the dark.