Convert to Islam, or die.

I'd probably choose death, mainly because living in a world full of believers in any fundamentalist religion would suck.

I tend to revel in that which most people consider bad habits, such as smoking, drinking, premarital sex. Some religious denominations are even picky about music and books, and since I like listening to Rock and reading the likes of Allen Ginsberg, I'd pretty much have nothing left to do with myself.

Jam it back in, in the dark.