I have a cellphone, but it's old (flip top, but has a black and white screen and no internet capabilities). It's Tracfone, which means you pay ahead of time for a certain amount of minutes for so many months. I never use up my minutes (
cause I don't have friends who call me... 
). I just stick to using it for emergencies or if I need a ride or something.
I hate when I'm ringing someone up and they're on a freaking cellphone and neither one of us says a whole word throughout the transaction (except when I say the total. I don't bother greeting you if you won't listen anyway

)
Jam it back in, in the dark.