Zombie Apocolypse - What would YOU do?

I have to go with the nerd option, here. Who needs drugs.

Yeah. I'd grab my bug-out bag and as much food as I could carry, head over to my friend's place and nab his guns, then make a break for the library.

I agree that desperate humans are far more worrisome than zombies, but unfortunately they're too unpredictable to plan around. As far as foraging for more food and supplies, I'd just have to play it by ear depending on what seems available and how many survivors are about. I suspect that a library is not exactly a high-profile target for most people, though, so I think it's a good choice of a hideout. Also, the closest one I know is an old building that's mostly concrete and has no large windows.

Seconding the notion that anywhere off the ground is the safest place, though. I guess I can always camp out on the roof or run for the treeline if things get hairy.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Zombies are always emerging from the ground, sealed caskets, mausoleums, etc. Not a lot of oxygen in those places.

Any attempt at understanding zombie biology is going to fail because it's nonsensical to begin with. But, if we're going to be consistent, we have to say that oxygen is not an issue. If you want a film example, there were underwater-shamblin' zombies in Land of the Dead. Oh, and the one that fought a shark in Zombi 2.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Please explain to me what is "fortunate" about a Winnebago when you want high mobility in a fuel-scarce environment.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I don't know about you but comfortable upholstery is not exactly my prime concern when I am on the survival track.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I suppose a traveling Winnebago-harem has its appeal.

plus it's sort of like the Turtle Van which is awesome

Apparently there was a Winnebago in Diary of the Dead? I haven't made time to watch that one yet; how did that work out?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

How are bitches gonna help me fight zombies with they fake nails and shit?

Competent bitches only, please.



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?