Never a dull moment at Virginia Tech

Seven witnesses and no one made a move? People have enough nerve to tackle dudes with guns. Just hit him with a chair or something.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I don't really blame the people; I'm sure it was horrific, and maybe no one was physically formidable. But it's not like stabbing equals insta-death. Knock that dude out and put some damn pressure on the wound.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Nah, he cut the head off afterward. Think about how hard it would be to sever a head with a single stab or slash. I doubt most people could do it even with a sword or axe.

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It's true. I was the first one out the door and had to trample a baby to get there; I just want to divert some blame.

Anyway, I both read some other articles and remember the reports when it first happened. The absence of a clear timeline seems pretty odd itself. But yes, it is possible that I am mistaken and all my hardass vigilante dreams almost came true.

Right now, however, I am mildly surprised that no reports have suggested any resistance. As for kitchen knives making for difficult decapitation, well, that's just simple physics.

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I was speaking idiomatically.