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I like how last season's thread was essentially a three-way conversation. bishop743, nazpyro, and I had more than 75% of the posts. But the thread was started in March, so maybe this new one will draw more people as training camp begins in October.
Maybe more photos and stuff will catch some eyes. Here are some from those USA practices: ![]() ![]() ![]() And Steve Nash has a new hair cut: ![]() Most amazing jew boots |
I think Larry Brown did a poor job in 2004 with Team USA in the Olympics. He's well-known for his dislike of young players. Lebron and Melo rode the bench practically the entire time. How ya doing, buddy? |
Is it NBA Live 07 or NBA 2K7 that will be implementing that special finger-licking animation? (I just checked -- it is 2K7) They're gonna have to take it out... I came across this PSA Yao Ming did for WildAid, swatting bullets away to save elephants. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKj3nRYPRgQ This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I have NBA Live 2005, and NBA 2K6 -- both for the PS2. Being more used to Live, I was intrigued by what the 2K series brought to the table. I love the pace of the 2K series, it feels like an actual NBA game. NBA Live's pacing, at its default factory setting -- is awful. I had to go online and find customs sliders provided by other people, i.e., those who prefer a more realistically-paced game. But when you turn down the speed, the players run very, very slowly (even with the turbo held). And it bugged the hell out of me that a trailing defender inexplicably always managed to catch up and get in front of me, even when I was playing as Iverson. Gameplay wise, it took me a while to get used to the 2K series, since I was so used to Live. I really like the shot stick in 2K6, but I miss having the right analog stick as my dribble-moves. Also, passing is terrific in 2K6 -- I love the lead pass. Fastbreaking is fun in 2K6. The same thing can't be said for Live, you can't run a break properly unless you're miles ahead of the defense. Graphically speaking, the 2K series is awesome. But Live has much better animation, in my opinion. Live's 10-men motion capture is dope, and the nuances in animation are so good. Live also has better dunk animations. I can't stand the dunks in the 2K series -- not only are they limited in variety, most of them also look awkward and weak. (Keep in mind that all my comparison is done for the PS2 versions) Random funny video. Shawn Marion almost dunks at the wrong basket: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asbDADzklyI I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Okay, a little late, but some photos from the Puerto Rico game: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was speaking idiomatically. |
Oops.
No gold. Again. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
The only person who shouldn't be giving lessons about chemistry:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200....ap/index.html Plus, he's wrong. The USA team didn't lose because of a lack of chemistry. FELIPE NO |
Here's what Shaq had to say about the new ball (video included): http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2610976
And here's another one: http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/6026976
I take the players' feelings about the new ball over the league's any day. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
Last edited by Timberwolf; Oct 5, 2006 at 10:53 AM.
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Best dunk from opening week belongs to...
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I didn't think Lebron was going to make it, but he just kept rising and extending. The impact knocked Duncan down backwards.
I'm sure everyone watched the highlights several times ![]() There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Read up on some NBA news and articles today ... this one is funny:
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drm...117199,00.html
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I, too, am enjoying the season immensely. The field this year seems wide open, as neither Dallas or Mami seem to be a lock as conference champions. Dallas is winless (0-2) as of right now, and Miami got their rear ends spanked on opening night by a dangersous Chicago Bulls team.
As far as the Dunk Contest goes, I don't think we'll be seeing Lebron any time soon. A player of his stature nowadays doesn't seem to want to have anything to do with competing in such an event, which -- if he doesn't win -- can only hurt his image and standing in the public eye. I'm sure as far as Lebron's concerned, he's got nothing to gain and everything to lose in a Dunk Contest. It's too bad, since it would be such a great thing for the fans. I would be so happy and amped to watch a Dunk Contest between the likes of Lebron, Vince, Kobe, T-Mac, and Dwyane. But it would be even more exciting if they threw in other lesser-known players-but-nontheless-great-dunkers, like Gerald Wallace, Desmond Mason, Andre Iguodala, Josh Smith, and Jason Richardson. And then make the prize money $1 million dollars. That would make the Dunk Contest intensely competitive. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
That's a lot of money for us regular people. But for NBA players, it's ... well, I think you said it best ![]() I was speaking idiomatically. |
Just finished watching the Rockets-Hornets game. Chris Paul dished out 16 assists, tying his career high.
And there's something about Tracy McGrady that seems off. Three games into the season, his jumper appears broken -- even though he still elevates very well on them. Through three games, he's struggling with his shot -- shooting just 34.0% from the field, 12.5% from beyond the arc, and 57.1% from the foul line. He seems not as sure of himself as in years past, passing up open shots to teammates. It's still early, but the Rockets need him snap out of the funk to stay competitive. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Yeah, he played in only 47 games last year, bothered by his bad back. It's been a chronic problem, and I recall McGrady admitting that he likely only has a few more years left of playing at an elite level.
Supposedly, he's healthy and pain-free right now. But there's an alarming amount of rust on his jumpshot. I've gotten so used to seeing him simply elevate over defenders and drain shot after shot -- the sight of him missing everything is shocking. Most amazing jew boots |
Cuban sure makes an interesting read and soundbite.
And speaking of headlines and such, Lang Whitaker does an annual piece for SI.com where he gathers the most interesting-but-often-falls-under-the-radar news bits. A lot of it is pretty funny. Here's the 2005-2006 edition: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...ies/index.html And here's the 2004-2005 edition: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...nks/index.html What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I also watched the end of the Cleveland-Atlanta game. What a finish. Lebron missed a crucial freethrow near the end of regulation, allowing Lue to make the desperate game-tying layup to force Overtime. And Joe Johnson took over in OT, and the Hawks won. Cleveland had the game in the bag, but missed freethrows by them down the stretch essentially cost them the win. And then I watched the Timberwolves-Lakers game. That kid Andrew Bynum ... he did very well (to get on the nerve of Timberwolves fans everywhere). He could be a force in this league. And I think it's time Randy Foye gets more minutes for the Timberwolves. For a rookie, he's very steady with the ball, and plays under control. He's also a good slasher, very aggressive to the rim. Foye is ready to contribute big time -- the Timberwolves don't have time to wait around. I don't have much more patience with watching the Timberwolves lose because of Eddie Griffin jacking up stupid shots, or Marko Jaric coughing up the ball, or Troy Hudson always being way too trigger-happy. I can't stand how so often when Kevin Garnett goes to the bench for a breather, the Timberwolves fall to pieces. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
WOW, what a great night of NBA basketball last night -- FOUR game winners: Chris Bosh hit a long three over Chris Webber, Jamal Crawford hit a three off a scramble, Hedo Turkoglu hit a turnaround three with Rashard Lewis right on him, and Delonte West hit a long two at the buzzer.
Two supposedly powerhouse teams are surprisingly winless: Denver and Dallas. Let me post a picture of Mark Cuban from last night's 18-point loss against the Clippers -- he looks like he's about to kill someone: Spoiler:
And Phoenix is also struggling at 1-4, with Amare being inconsistent. At times he looks very hesitant and not very explosive. He had some nice dunks last night in his first start of the season against San Antonio, but he was wide open for those dunks thanks to Steve Nash. The Suns play the Mavericks tonight -- both teams should be hungry for a win.
Good for them. I'm happy for Chris Paul and company.There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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Thanks for the article, bishop743
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It is the rarest thing for a 27-year-old superstar to admit that he's no longer the elite player he once was. That's the kind of thing no player would even want to admit to himself, because you'd start believing it in. The article also makes an interesting point:
As for T-Mac's 13 points in 35 seconds, it was one of the most amazing things in basketball I had ever seen. I remember watching the game while slumped in my couch -- thinking the game was essentially over -- with headphones on soft enough so that I could still hear Steve Kerr and Marv Albert call the game. Then it happened. It unfolded shot by shot, and by the end I fell out of my couch. And my jaw was on the floor. Okay, you know what -- I am going to upload this game for you guys. Y'all wait for it ![]() I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I'm upping the game as we speak. I'll have it ready for you guys either later tonight or tomorrow.
And uh, Mark Cuban was in Phoenix last night for the Mavericks' first win. He's is a big fan of David Stern -- as he constantly makes reference to the "David Stern University." And that shirt is priceless: Spoiler:
EDIT: Alright -- T-Mac's legendary 13 points in 35 seconds performance. Here is the entire game, broken into three .rar files. You'll need all three parts to extract. Houston Rockets (8-11) vs. San Antonio Spurs (16-4) -- Thursday, December 9th, 2004 (Boxscore) Part 1: http://www.sendspace.com/file/epjg4s Part 2: http://www.sendspace.com/file/avf0e6 Part 3: http://www.sendspace.com/file/l9xkzu I was speaking idiomatically.
Last edited by Timberwolf; Nov 10, 2006 at 10:40 PM.
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No problem -- enjoy the game
![]() Yeah, the Lakers played poorly last night. Kobe had only 2 points entering the fourth quarter, and that's when he finally got aggressive. I don't understand how he thinks. So far, the players who are playing very well are Luke Walton and Andrew Bynum -- which doesn't say much about this team. Lamar Odom has essentially ducked back into his shell since Kobe's return. You also get the sense that if Jordan Farmar weren't a rookie, Phil Jackson would've already yanked Smush Parker from the starting lineup. And how about those Atlanta Hawks! The youngest team in the NBA leading the East at 4-1. And it's without a doubt now: Yao Ming is the best center in the NBA. He put up 35 points, 17 rebounds, 2 assists, 7 blocks, and 1 steal last night in a win. For the season, he's averaging 26.2 points, 9.3 rebounds, 1.8 assists, 2.3 blocks, while shooting 59.6% from the field and 86.7% from the line. Looks like T-Mac doesn't have to shoulder as much load as he did before. This might even extend his career. As for Wade ... I too hope he doesn't get worn out. You're right -- playing basketball non-stop for 13 months will drain your body. Good thing he's a young guy. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
Last edited by Timberwolf; Nov 11, 2006 at 12:36 PM.
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![]() Plus, I just like to have the entire game, rather than the last minute off Youtube or something.
I don't see the Blazers doing much this year, though. FELIPE NO |
Wow, he missed the three?! He missed the one that would get him 60 and the win?!
That's gotta hurt so bad. I'm checking the boxscore... 18 for 32 on field goal ... 15 for 17 on freethrows ... 25 points in the fourth quarter alone ... new franchise record (2 more than Kareem) ... awesome personal performance Here's the photo of Redd hitting the three that gave him 57 points, and tying the game at 111 before Harpring scored the game winner: Spoiler:
He missed the first... which was bad enough. Then he meant to intentionally miss the second, since the Celtics had no more timeouts -- and thus any rebound would quickly run out the remaining 1.2 seconds on the clock. Well, he did purposely miss the second foul shot, but he DIDN'T hit the rim. Which meant the Celtics could inbound the ball with the 1.2 seconds that was remaining. The Celtics inbound lob was a long one, and Paul Pierce caught it. He launched a three-pointer that ALMOST went in... How ya doing, buddy?
Last edited by Timberwolf; Nov 12, 2006 at 01:11 AM.
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Yao shines in yet another dominant performance -- this time against Shaq -- leading the Rockets to a blowout win with 34 points, 14 rebounds, 2 assists. He shot 12-13 from the line.
T-Mac is really taking a backseat at this point. He's getting his shots, but he's just not making them. He'll find his groove, sooner or later. Jam it back in, in the dark. |