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 Member 11207 Level 6.05 Aug 2006 
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Forum Game: Corrupt Wish
How to Play: Turns somebodies wish into something horrible!
EXAMPLE 1st Poster: I wish I had a puppy Next Poster: Granted, but it gets run over. Simple right? Great fun. I wish that the PSP didn't suck so bad. Jam it back in, in the dark. 
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Member 11207 Level 6.05 Aug 2006
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Wish cannot be accepted Corruption Immunity.def not found. Program shutting down. *you die soon after*
I wish that Guilty Gear XX#Slash had a story mode. There's nowhere I can't reach.
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Member 11207 Level 6.05 Aug 2006
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Granted, but it does not live up to your expectations. You continue to consume it at a disturbing rate, intent on finding that one perfect can, and you eventually consume so much that you burst, and reveal that you can consume enough to cause your body to *pop*
I wish that I had a Digital Tablet This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Member 11207 Level 6.05 Aug 2006
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Will never be wished
I wish that there were less Drunk Drivers I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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Member 11207 Level 6.05 Aug 2006
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Granted, your public transportation system is upgraded beyon even the Japanese. Shortly after Jamie Foxx passes through your town and buys property. With the impressive Public Transportation, he decides to make that his permenat residence. Despite all his precautions, Access Hollywood learns of this, and blabs to all the states. The Paparazzi come by the thousands, overcrowding the town to the point of bursting.
I wish that my PS2 wasn't about to break. I was speaking idiomatically.
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Member 11207 Level 6.05 Aug 2006
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Granted, you are given so much work that it overwhelms you. You lose your job, and your life slowly spirals out of control from there. I wish I had a really cool hat. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Member 11207 Level 6.05 Aug 2006
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Granted, you now awaken everyday with full vitality. Your production goes up, and after several promotions you eventually take over whatever place you work at. Basking in your newfound glory, you realize something...if I can accomplish this by merely waking up on time...what if I got up early! You reset your alarm clock, and get up earlier, lather rinse repeat. Pretty soon you are only getting 2 minutes of sleep a day. After 2 months of this, you persish a horribly boring and lame death.
I wish that I was taller FELIPE NO
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