fat chocobo

Member 1105

Level 10.71

Mar 2006

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Mar 29, 2006, 05:50 AM
Local time: Mar 29, 2006, 11:50 AM
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one joke
this is one from another forum, i couldn't resist!
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over and asks, "Where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did alright," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf!"
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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