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Deekin Scalesinger from the Neverwinter Night add ons.
"Deekin can be very innocent when he tries. That be part of his charm." "Well, I have a weapon that can crash a mans skull into pulp before he even realizes he is dead. I've made corpses whose jaws still wag as they try to speak. Thats part of MY charm." "Deekin once have Old Master who eat bad mushrooms and passes gas so bad it kills entire cave full of kobolds. Deekin sticks head in water bucket... only reason he alive today." "I've cut my way through a hundred men, beathing in their own gore, and felt the slash of a hundred blades against my skin, yet never died." "Old Master roll over on top of Deekin once while he is sleeping. Old Master be real heavy" "Not much fazes you, does it?" "Nope, not much." ---- "Deekin sees dead people." ---- Jam it back in, in the dark. |