[DnD] D&D Discussion & Enlistment (Save Ends)

Gordok is no stranger to massive damage of his person, and he'd be proud that steps toward his doom spelled any suffering and anguish to Cal or his property. I approve, Pang. Would prop again. =)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Pang already told me that I don't have to follow that detail when I chose that ability. Neener neener.

How ya doing, buddy?

If you want concealment against the Hulk then hide under your dead horse.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Skexis

man, Acer has training in piloting water vessels fuck year

WATCH OUT BADDIES

Haha! This is completely true. Gordok's occupation is a mariner.

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Occupation - Mariner

It wasn't long before Gordok was recognized everywhere he went, usually by angry mobs. He only wanted to help his family, but unfortunately too many people knew his face. It was time to travel further afield. He stowed away aboard the next boat out of Assur, intent on a worldwide tour to bring back the greatest treasures of Toril to his people. One day Gordok found himself alone on the boat — the entire crew had gone out carousing in some port town or another (Gordok had lost his map some time before). Captaining a boat by yourself wasn't all that hard — all you had to do was cut the anchor and steer out to sea! The fact that a jagged spur of rock had come out of nowhere, wrecking his boat and depositing him on the Fang, he believed, was no reflection on his own quite-competent maritime abilities thank-you-very-much.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

To defend myself if you had told me I needed to make a climb check I would have done it myself and there is a good chance I'd be on the balcony and things would be very very different than they are. I've been fuck busy lately and I keep missing skills when we're supposed to collaborate so had had that been different plus Gordok being up on the balcony with the plan I had in mind I'd never gotten a second strike. Gordok isn't a fucking punching bag but he tends to get that way and we always get him out of it and back to kicking ass and taking names. However pretty much every time that has happened Cal is nowhere to be fucking found. It's tiresome. Really fucking tiresome. As much as Zerg wants to argue that Cal gets a stealth bonus for hiding 10 spaces off in the darkness where only one enemy can't see him it just really pisses me off when we're getting our asses handed to us and he's diddling waiting for his conditions to be just perfect. So yeah Fey Switch was completely deserved. And Skills and I saw Zerg edit his post so that he moved away from the pack yet again. He originally had Cal going 2 squares north towards us. That would have been fine. Cal could have been part of the team then. But no Zerg moves him 2 squares northeast and I'm sure he would have moved more in that direction the next turn because apparently any volleys Cal has to give just have to be more than 2 squares of distance between him and an enemy to fucking work. So he sits all pretty away while we get fucked up. Yeah little bitch can become a human missile and distract the big nasty monster for once.

If you guys are so bent out of shape for this long time coming event then sure I guess if you all outweigh my opinion I can redo my turn and deal out some damage towards enemies instead. Voice it now or leave Zerg to figure a way out of this one.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by zerg

CLOSE BURSTS PUNCHING BAG HURR

IT IS A FLAW I KNOW.

this is partially why i got fey switch so i could get out of dodge when need be

Additional Spam:
Alright, well I'm gonna draw something silly up to help with the transition and roll up a new post with a different strategy. Don't go yet, Pang. This may take a couple hours depending on how busy it gets around here.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

colonelskillsaim
2:24 PM yeah
2:24 PM garr won't really be able to do much to the seer
2:24 PM too bad
2:25 PM maybe he can pick up and throw a body at it

AcerBanditGFF
2:25 PM seer is too far away lol
2:25 PM that's no a bad idea
2:25 PM it would be hilarious if he could do a mario 64 bowser swing with the hulk corpse

colonelskillsaim
2:25 PM lmao
2:25 PM YES
2:26 PM that would actually work
2:26 PM telling him to do that

AcerBanditGFF
2:26 PM looooooooooool <3<3<3<3<3


<3

FELIPE NO

Well I'm sure Pang is in the middle of setting things up plus not much is usually done on the weekends so no one will hold that against you. Activity was sparse this week anyway considering things are coming to a close on Adventure 7.

However now that my slow ass is out of the equation I'm hoping the pace will be faster. =I

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

pang is super serious about time paradox

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Zerg, the only way that broken glass will stop or slow down the pudding is if you create an actual barrier with it. You know like fucking full metal alchemist a fucking glass wall up to the ceiling or some shit. Tiny fragments of glass are just going to be rolled over. Pudding just can't dissolve glass is all. I bet if the glass wall was not thick enough the pudding could probably smash through glass too.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Have fun dragging it behind you clanging about like tin cans on a newly weds' car.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It's not like Garr won't just go kick down every door you happen upon anyway.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?