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Started playing BG&E last night via steam download. The 2d text and pictures are glitchy as fuck. I also had to turn off anti-aliasing because that apparently causes issues as well. Anyway besides some rather annoying graphical defects due to settings the game is pretty good so far.

Spoiler:

just got into IRIS down at da cloooob

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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There's nowhere I can't reach.

2 games in fact.

Oh and thanks bunches, Skex, on your tip. All the glitches are gone now in BG&E. Started playing it at 1 AM to test that out like a dumbass. Looked at the clock and it was 6 AM. Game is good.

Spoiler:

gotta go race to get into the slaughterhouse now~

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Just finished the game.

Spoiler:

So uh Jade is a Domz god or something and has mysterious healing powers. Jade opens eyes after IRIS comes in for the rescue or something while glowing in a room full of blue orb people. Roll credits. Uncle Pig is on a balcony when suddenly OH GOD MY HAND. The End.

Good game but the ending was kind of a little sudden. It wasn't terrible buuuuttt... it's pretty obvious they were going for a follow up sequel which even though we all saw a recent trailer for probably won't be happening because Ubisoft is more interested in making Rabbids games. Edit: Just looked and it seems the game is still in developed and not canceled as rumored. [~]

I played the game on a PC with a keyboard/mouse and it worked pretty well. The final boss was kind of a pain in the ass with switching from fps to reverse keyboard but I got it eventually and it wasn't like I didn't have a million purple berry things if I fucked up too much. The game was a grab bag of vehicle and stealth missions toward the end. The Domz soldiers became a real pain in the ass towards the end. While some of the puzzles were interesting the slaughterhouse was certainly the worst part of the game. There is a thing as too much forced stealth.

I didn't think I would have as much fun taking pictures of animals as I did. Unexpected. It's a shame towards the end they seemed to have forgotten that aspect. The first two areas therefore were my favorite parts of the game due to animal abundance.

I'd give it a 7 or 8 out 10.

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MAN I SUCK AT VIDEROGAME WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME SKILLS WHY WHY WHY?

I was speaking idiomatically.