Pre-Pre-E3 Wii thread

Okay, I'll concede that you guys can have a discussion on Revolution. It's going on in other threads and even other forums so I figure you guys might as well have a place here in Mario's Warp Room.

Just be warned that if you fag this thread up like the preceding Revolution threads then you will be banned from this thread and perhaps for a week or two from Mario's Warp Room or all of the gaming forums. Also, In the time between now and E3 Infernal and I might set up a thing we've been talking about called Iwata Time Out which basically bans you from Mario's Warp Room for a day or two. That may be used as a minor punishment as well. So basically behave in this thread or else.


This is the Pre-Pre-E3 thread for discussion of Nintendo's next generation console code-named Revolution. As such it will be closed most likely a week before E3 for the creation of a Pre-E3 thread with the same principle and rules.

Link to prior Revolution thread for time piecing.

Enjoy your speculation and what not and please, play nice.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hee hee. Not for this one. Not yet at least.

Now make with Revolution discussion! =U

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I managed to nab a copy of Kirby's Dreamland 3 from my local Gamestop before they stopped selling used SNES games. I was really surprised because I didn't even think at the time that Kirby's Dreamland 3 even made it to the states. I thought it only was in Japan so that really made my day. I'm looking forward to what Nintendo is able to do with the Virtual Console too.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You know what I mean by fagging it up. The last couple Revolution threads were EXCELLENT examples of what not to do. I and other mods like Infernal and Qwarky will be the judge of if you are fagging it up in this thread. This shouldn't be confusing. Now please, on with the Revolution discussion.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Technophile

- Peter Molynuex

Heh. It's too bad he's tied down to producing games for Microsoft now because I'm sure he would have loved making a game for Revolution. Perhaps he'll be given that chance in a few years when Microsoft possibly comes up with a similar Revolution controller for their system.

I was speaking idiomatically.

You control the katamari like a tank. It's going to suck just as much on the DS as it would on the PSP. I don't think the DS could handle all that graphical data either. I'd love to see them succeed with getting Katamari Damacy on the DS graphically intact but I'm pretty sure it still wouldn't work that well. The best you could do would be to use the face buttons as a second d-pad.

I don't see what Takahashi is going on about though. As of now Katamari Damacy has seemed to have found a huge wall in control on the PS2 dual analog setup. It can't change all that much right now. With two revmotes Katamari Damacy could open up new possibilities. But eh whatever.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

FELIPE NO

I'm pretty sure Nintendo said in the past that the revmote would have force feedback so that's not really anything new unless you count low hit on battery life which is nice. I'm sure there will still be in-game option to turn off force feedback. I'd be more surprised if they figured out a way to do haptics or some sort of actual resistence which doesn't seem physically possible considering how the revmote works but who knows.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yeah, that's what I thought too. But yeah Nintendo has been saying they were looking to get wireless with force feedback support for a while. I guess it's good to know they've got it finalized or something now.

OMG Super Monkey Ball! I knew it was coming since the game is practically built for the controller anyway but awesome awesome awesome! =D

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well it makes sense guys. The way Super Monkey Ball works is that you tilt the world to roll the monkey the direction you want. So basically a flick up would make the world rapidly move upwards and flick up the monkey ball which would basically be mimicking a jump. It's just an extension of the design already in place. Why would you guys bitch about furthering a great design?

Originally Posted by Darkcomet72

ACER WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT DLUGOSZ PIC

What picture are you talking about? Are you talking about the "PIXELS!" picture? I have no idea what that's from but I found it on 4chan a while ago.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Eh call it what you want but I think it's a good idea. I think it's a natural progression to the game's gameplay. Super Monkey Ball 1 + 2 are among my favorite games for cube as well and I hope SEGA Studios can pull this off. I hope some of the original Super Monkey Ball team takes part in this. We'll have to wait and see.

Darkcomet72, I think that is the same guy too. They look the same. Thanks for the information I'll have to check out his stuff. =)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Like I said over at PGC I think we all should be amazed that this is an original game coming from Konami for a Nintendo console. We haven't gotten one of those in FOREVER.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, I think it was. Been quite a damn while.

How ya doing, buddy?

What a wiitarded name. I can live with it but I can't see this helping sales or Nintendo's image at all.

It sounds like a 3 in the morning decision by the marketing department.

"Ah! I got it! Let's call it Wii. It makes perfect sense!"
"Yeah! Yeah! Sure! Wii!"
"Wiiiiiiiiiiiii?"
"Wiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
"Wiiiiiiiiiiiii?"
"Wii."
"Wiiiii."

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

God the marketing of this is going to be horrid.

"Why have a weekday when you can a wiikday?"

"Turn a regular weekend into a wiikend!"

Guh.

FELIPE NO

So far the whole using wii for the word "we" all the time doesn't give me much confidence that they won't.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No, that's horrid.

How ya doing, buddy?

I liked the commercial. But marketing is marketing whether it's advertisements or word of mouth. And the current buzz isn't all that positive.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Sure I can. Nintendo's the one who came up with such a horrible name that people can easily make fun of.

Double Post:


lol

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wow that logo is actually kind of neat. A "w" with dots.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Bukkake Bandit

So uh...


is the french version going to be named the "Oui", or what?

It's a global name. It will be spelled "Wii" everywhere it is sold.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No, it was deathly serious. Why do you even post? =/

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by soniclover

You do understand that you started this whole mess because you took my "the innovation term is overused on some games" statement out of context.

I love how you said nobody can focus on the good stuff because of this conversation. Interesting. If you really wanted this to be focused on 'the good stuff' then why would you keep draging this out and keep making arguements about nothing?

I think it's hillarious when people say things like this. So, you have to sit here and argue, huh? Again, if you really wanted to change the subject, then you'd just skip over this now wouldn't you? Why would you drag out a conversation that you supposedly don't want to be in?

Okay, so is this over now? I'm tired of fighting a battle of assumptions but I'm sure somebody will be happy enough to try to drag this battle of nothingness out even longer. =/

No, BlueMikey didn't do a thing wrong. You're the one who keeps dragging this bullshit out just because you can't clearly state that "innovation" is a buzzword; which it is. If the result of said buzzword is a great game then who the fuck cares? Now get back to the regular topic of Wii, Revolution, N5, or whatever the fuck you want to call it or I will ban your ass from this thread.

FELIPE NO

You're pushing my patience here, guy. I have stated that I will quell any faggotry in this thread from the get go. Read the first post.

You can post in this thread. Just make it worth our time.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

You guys have done fairly well in this thread. Nintendo Conference is coming up soon so I'm closing this thread to make way for the Pre-E3 Wii thread. Read the first post and follow the rules or get lost. Enjoy. =)

CLICK!



Jam it back in, in the dark.