[General Discussion] Is Sonic losing his speed?

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Originally Posted by Tails

Man Acer where the fuck do you find that shit.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Original? Epic? I can't believe I read that shit. It's basically SatAM with a layer of more bullshit and tidbits from the first three games layered on top.

Here's a story for you. On Earth or Mobius or planetwhogivesaflyingshit there are these anthropomorphic critters living and talking like you or I but some of them for whatever reason can run fast, fly, or whatever to an absurd degree. Is there a huge or small human civilization? Like I care. There's Robotnik. He likes experimenting and robotics/machinery. He figures out an easy energy source and brain of sorts for his robots is little critters. This pisses off Sonic so he goes to free the critters and put a stop to Robotnik. Robotnik gets defeated, holds a grudge against Sonic or some crap and looks for power sources be they more critters, chaos emeralds, satanic energy, whatever, so he can continue his experiments and/or take over the world or better the world to how he sees fit. Rinse and repeat.

Sonic and maybe 2 or 3 buds go and run around really fast, beat up some robots or whatever minions, collect some rings and shit, and defeat Robotnik for whatever reason that is convenient for winding down some workings of a plot. The fucking end.

I don't care where Sonic goes and hangs his hat. I don't give a fuck about his animal buddies and their freedom fighting. I don't need a god damn creation story or mythology essay to enjoy makecharactergoforwardfastjumparoundexplodesomethi ngs.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.