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Bouncy Snakes and Bladders
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 06:32 PM 15 #1 of 53
Cool Bouncy Snakes and Bladders

Yeah, I know Shin's doing one but I spent a couple hours on this figuring out the template and animating it among things. I'm also borrowing the same layout and South African intelligence service digs because that shit is hilarious. Also, it allows for six players so it's different in that regard. 64 squares makes for a good layout.




























Stealing Shin's rules too! =D

Rules are simple. On your turn, you roll a six sided dice (So you have to post first, then press the roll button in the post bit then edit in any comments you might have on the result) and move your counter the number of spaces shown along the numbered squares. If you land on the bottom of a ladder you go up it, land at the top of a snake you go down it, roll a 6 you get to roll again. First to square 64 is the winner!

In your sign up post, roll a dice to see who goes first and indicate which color bouncy you wish to be. LET'S DO THIS THING

Players:
Gechmir
Juanzen
Diss
Radez29
Garr
Angel Of Light

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Last edited by FatsDomino; Feb 18, 2009 at 08:31 PM. Reason: player info
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Old Feb 18, 2009, 08:21 PM #2 of 53
2 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
juanzen vs gechmir
1d2
2
radez vs garr
1d2
1
Ah, sorry 'bout dat Capo and Hawkeye. Maybe next time!

Alright we have two tiebreakers.
1 for radez, 2 for garr
1 for juanzen, 2 for gechmir

Tiebreakers completed!

Here are the players and the order~

Gechmir
Juanzen
Diss
Radez29
Garr
Angel Of Light


Good luck to you all and may God have mercy on my fingers.

Gech yer up~

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Old Feb 18, 2009, 09:21 PM #3 of 53
Alright let's get dis ting rooooolin~






























Gechmir and Juanzen get off to a nice start with the exact same rolls. Then Diss passes them both by one while Radez29 grabs an easy shortcut straight into the lead! But will it be for good?! Garr and Angel Of Light now sit back quietly sharing a space to wait for the right time to strike. It's anyone's race, folks! =D

whew this is gonna take some getting used to~

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Last edited by FatsDomino; Feb 18, 2009 at 09:23 PM.
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Old Feb 19, 2009, 05:12 PM 11 #4 of 53
9 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
Lion Square
1d64
22
Animal #3
1d10
1
Reroll Panda Square
1d64
43
Panda Placement
1d64
11
Animal #2
1d10
5
Elephant square
1d64
11
Animal #1
1d10
9
# of animals
1d4
3
# of d4 animal rolls
1d2
1
Uh oh! While it looks like some folks may have gotten some nice rolls before they can make their moves some wild animals appear! Do they wish to play? =O

ROLLING ANIMALS~ STAND BY~

Out of the brush a majestic elephant walks forth very close to our players.

Hello elephant. =)

In the middle of the board sparks fly and then there is silence but then it is interrupted by the crunching of bamboo. Wait a minute a panda in Africa?! Warp pandas but what I don't even.

PANDA YOU MAKE NO SENSE STOP THAT

ROAR! A lion stalks the field and stumbles upon the blue ladder. He climbs it and decides to stalk the top of playing field instead. FELINE PARTNERSHIP!

Uh oh watch out for Mista Lion!


And here's the current board!



























ANIMAL FRIENDS! ANIMAL FRIENDS! =DDD

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Last edited by FatsDomino; Feb 19, 2009 at 05:57 PM.
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Old Feb 19, 2009, 10:09 PM 5 #5 of 53
14 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
Panda y coordinate 2
1d8
5
Panda x coordinate 2
1d8
8
P y/n
1d2
1
Panda y coordinate
1d8
7
Panda x coordinate
1d8
6
Lion Movement 2
1d20
14
L y/n
1d2
1
E y/n
1d2
2
Elephant Movement
1d20
11
Elephant Ride roll 2
1d6
2
Elephant Ride roll 1
1d6
3
Lion Movement
1d20
13
Lion Chase roll 2
1d6
5
Lion Chase roll 1
1d6
1
This is going to be quite the round. First off is Gechmir who comes dangerously close to our new friend Mista Lion landing on square 41. Juanzen makes a nice play up to square 19. Now it starts getting interesting as Diss makes his turn. Double sixes and he's up the blue ladder to make a PARTNERSHIP with Mista Lion! Oh shit! Lion gives chase to Diss and with Gechmir being right in the way the Sunfish target has no choice but run as well lest he become a tasty Gech Sandwich.



Diss and Gechmir manage to lose the lion at square 36. Losing its prey the lion wanders over to square 39. Perhaps it will have another chance. Diss moves cautiously forward two spaces to square 38 and is soon joined by Radez29.

Garr doesn't get a wonderful roll. Wait a minute. No, he does get a wonderful roll. Garr gets a wonderful wonderful elephant ride! =D



While brief, Garr bids goodbye to his new friend at square 16. The elephant doesn't stray far. Only one space ahead.

Angel Of Light likes blue snake. Angel Of Light likes blue snake a lot. Slide on blue snake, Angel Of Light. Keep sliding back to square 8. <3<3<3~

Mista Lion decides to investigate square 43 but Warp Panda will have none of it. It's warpin' time! Off to square 11 he goes. This bear pauses for a moment, then twitches his nose and POOF winds up in square 25. Oh Warp Panda, what will we ever do with you?


And here's our board after all that excitement.


























My goodness this post took like an hour. Look at that edit time! Maaaan!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Last edited by FatsDomino; Feb 19, 2009 at 11:14 PM. Reason: derp derp finally done
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Old Feb 20, 2009, 12:22 AM #6 of 53
1 Die Roll
 Description
Die
Result
CAN HE GO GO GO?
1d6
2
Okay, not that I'll probably do the finishing touches to this round anytime soon but I'm gonna take Juanzen up on his offer to roll for him.

SO GO GO GO GO GO JUANZEN GO!!!!!! =O

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Feb 23, 2009, 12:07 AM 2 #7 of 53
20 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
HC 2 Square
1d64
44
WH Square reroll
1d64
45
WH Square
1d64
33
HC 1 Square
1d64
23
Waterhole 5
1d10
5
Waterhole 4
1d10
4
Waterhole 3
1d10
4
Waterhole 2
1d10
2
Waterhole 1
1d10
8
George's Movement
1d20
18
New Lion Chase 3
1d6
1
New Lion Chase 2
1d6
6
New Lion Chase 1
1d6
5
New Lion Square
1d64
40
New Animal Friend
1d10
4
Elephant Movement (my bad)
1d20
19
P y/n
1d2
2
E y/n
1d2
2
Lion Chase roll 2
1d6
1
Lion Chase roll 1
1d6
2
sorry for the huge delay, guys

Gechmir decides to spend a short while with Diss and Radez in square 38. Juanzen inches forward to square 21. Diss makes real progress to square 39. Radez29 is a bit more ambitious and makes square 41 his home.

Ah but here comes this round's true star. Garr has an idea what would make everything better so he climbs the blue ladder, pounces on the lion, and gives him a big ol' fat noogy! Then he daffyducks out of there for the grand chase he's instigated. The grand chase that only captures Radez and takes them to square 40. Garr, you loon.



After that short sprint Mista Lion just doesn't seem to have the energy due to the disrespect given to his beautiful mane. He's had enough. He's out. Peace.

Angel Of Light decides to skip over blue snake this time. A bright future awaits.

Our long-nosed friend moves on up next to the curious Warp Panda in square 26.

Oh Garr, what have you wrought. Mista Lion may have left the stage but his brother George has heard of your shenanigans and is happy to give you the run you desire. But that's what you wanted, isn't it? George chases Garr, Radez, Diss, and Gech all the way down to square 28 joining their good buddy Angel of Light.



This surely won't be the last our players will see of George. He makes his way up to square 36. He waits.





























With most of the players gathered together (poor Juanzen) they make camp and rest after a long day's journey.

Over the night it storms. Morning comes and with it some rather large waterholes and oh hey in them are some new animal friends! =D


Hippos and crocs! Oh my! =O

And oh lookyloo it's some flamingos. Let's be careful not to spook them, k? =)



Well, let's take a look at this new board~



























i hope you guys land on these things

FELIPE NO

Last edited by FatsDomino; Feb 23, 2009 at 04:09 AM.
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Old Feb 23, 2009, 02:47 AM #8 of 53
3 Dice Rolls
 Description
Dice
Result
F Square reroll
1d64
24
F Square
1d64
34
HC 3 Square
1d64
16
Using this post for rolls. I've maxed my rolls in the last one. How odd.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
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