GFF Snakes and Ladders

1 Die Roll I WANT TO BE PINK

I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK I WANT TO BE PINK YEEEEEEEAAAAAH

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Because Zerg is terrible. give him the low roll and make him brown

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Still you should make him brown. =I

Most amazing jew boots

YES! THAT COLOUR!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

We always played that you couldn't move until you got a number that was exactly the number of moves to square 64 or less. If your roll moved you past space 64 then you aren't able to move and you stay on your square.

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll GIVE ME A FOUR

TRADE MONEY TRADE MONEY RAH RAH RAH!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I look forward to square 58 as it is the best slide ever.

FELIPE NO

GET OFF MY SQUARE ANGEL YOU CANNOT HAVE MY SQUARE ANGEL WE CAN'T SHARE IT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO GET OFF GET OFF

Additional Spam:
Zerg, you could just let Shin roll for you while you sleepylands. =Y

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh man I completely forgot that rule. Thanks for the refresher, Shin. =)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll GIMME A ONE PLZ

COME ON TRADECRAFT LET'S CLIMB THIS THING

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll WEEEEEE

Son of a bitch I forgot about that six rule. Again.

GIMME A THREE LET ME GO WEEEE WEEE WEEEEEEEE =D

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

At least I don't have to share a square with you no more.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll DADDY NEEDS A SIX

COME ON SIX LET'S GET ROLLIN

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll FOUR FOUR FOUR

COME ON PARTNERSHIP GIVE ME A BOOST

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Aard is going with the slow and steady approach. Watch him win the game.

FELIPE NO

HAH! Watch out for snakes.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll SMOOOOCH

COME ON THREE GIMME A KISS

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1 Die Roll 6 6 6

In light of Shin's post saying we can continue...

COME ON SIX COME ON SIX COME ON SIX


Damn. Square 27. I share with Aard that lucky sonofagun.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll NUTTTTTYYY!!!

I'LL FIND A POSITION TO PUT YOU IN NUTTY.

DRAT A TWO! NEXT TIME YOU WON'T BE SO FORTUNATE.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If you don't want to wait around for Aardark to roll then just go to sleep and we'll continue tomorrow. That'll give Shin a chance to do his thing as well.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll GO GO GO GO

LET'S DO THIS THING

Aw fiddlesticks.

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Die Roll !!!!!!

FOR GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELL YES COORDINATION! THE GAME IS STILL AFOOT!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You better or this is gonna be a lame game. For you! =I

FELIPE NO

1 Die Roll I CAN LOSE!!!

I WILL ROLL A DICE TO SEE WHICH NUMBER LOSER I CAN BE!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll DO IT SON!

Holy crap, Shin. If there's one thing I cannot do justice in ripping off it'll be your awesome descriptions. ='D

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!! =O


And there it is, folks. The best roll in the entire god damn game. Go. Me.

Jam it back in, in the dark.