[Wii] Nintendo E3 Conference NOBODY GOES

So Nintendo has a big ol conference tomorrow. Something about CASUALS and guitars and Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles and noone was all that impressed.

Let's talk about it!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Woah! What future boat did you just step off of, Shin?! =O

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Kilroy

My hopes? A new Zelda, built for Wii without waggling, a new Mario sidescroller for either DS or Wii and almost no focus on soccer moms, grannies and kids. Only hardcore games this time around, please.

Oh that's just adorable. We have a dreamer, guys.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Stop Sign, you bring hope to this nation. :')


Shin, I bought a second Wii for my parents and Wii Fit.

Counting! One! Two! Two Nintendo Dust Collectors! Ah! Ah! Ah!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, I saw it earlier. Sure, it should have been in the controller to begin with and I hope it costs 10 bucks or is 30 bucks with a good game packed in but at least now I'll be able to brush my teeth with 1:1 movement with my Wii controller.

I also like that it comes with a longer Wii condom to accommodate it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Animal Crossing is cool and all but laughing my ass off here at Wii Music and how pathetic everyone looked on stage. New PR bitch Cammy or whatever her name is was fucking annoying. I AM A WOMAN AND CASUAL LOOK AT ALL THESE GAMES FOR ME OH HO I HAVE A WRIST INJURY AND I SUCK AT SNOWBOARDING. I think this also confirms that we'll never have a proper Wave Race or Pilot Wings this generation either because those can only be minigames. Seriously, just wait for hang gliding to be in Wii Sports Resort. You'll never see a gyro copter or jet pack again, guys. Wii motion plus isn't even going to be out until Spring. What? I swear to god there better be some good surprise shit between Fall and next Summer. I don't even care what platform anymore because this E3 so far has been one beautiful let down.

How ya doing, buddy?

The nerd rage is the only good coming from that conference.




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Originally Posted by Tritoch

Why is everyone so pissed about this year's E3 being a dud? We knew it was getting dumbed down this year and FF XIII on the 360, GTA DS, and Animal Crossing Wii are already more than I expected to see from it.

Everyone has expected Animal Crossing forever. It was only a matter of when. A bit surprising is the conference room-like microphone of sorts. I wonder how well that will work. Their online is still a fucking joke.

Originally Posted by Tritoch

Was GTA: Chinatown Wars shown at all or just mentioned? It'll be interesting to see how the graphics turn out on the DS.

The logo was shown and mentioned for all of 10 seconds with the fact that it's a new engine and plays similar to modern GTA games. People seem to be expecting GTA2 for some reason.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Because Miyamoto REALLY likes a good game of pretend.

How ya doing, buddy?

wvlfpvp, I'm afraid we can only rely on each other when it comes to those things.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by speculative

I would think an adventure game on Wii (see: Zak & Wiki) would be right up the Wii-mote's alley...

Nobody buys Adventure/Point'n'Click games because we all have terrible taste.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Maybe E3 won't be a complete waste.



Maybe.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I used to think Morning Musume was some sort of Japanese coffee brand. That just isn't the case. =I

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