[Wii] Wii Discussion Thread: Lukage is a whiny prat

So there's this thing called the Wii. I hear rumor that it has new games and old games from your Intellivision.

At night it'll glow blue and turn into some sort of gay Transformer that does jumping jacks and only jumping jacks. But that's okay because it only costs a penny to make so it's like a million times profit even sold at $10.99 on Amazon.com.

You use some sort of piece of chalk and a dog leash to perform light saber battles, so it's alot like MacGyver meets Muppet Babies imagination time. Gonzo still doesn't get Piggy, and really why does a toddler have such a sexual attraction to a piglet anyway? That can't be healthy.

Speaking of healthy there's a game coming out that comes with plastic pom-poms that connect to the bottom of that piece of chalk which are also made of chalk even though I just said they're plastic. Nintendo is pretty amazing like that. Right, so apparently this wonder chalk material cures cancer and brings people back from the dead but since this cheerleader game has even more chalk it'll also give you an instant six pack and a boner. "It's a really great boner too!" said an inside source who wishes to remain nameless.

Yeah, so given this exciting information the Wii is what this thread is about. Discuss. Discuss.



Hey, look, I found Donkey Kong.



Jam it back in, in the dark.

I don't really get why Nintendo is replacing mp3 with aac. They should just use both formats. Options = better.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Club Nintendo only. NOA and NOE hate you and the money you give them for games.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I don't know if this will affect Excite Truck or any other game that plays MP3s off the SD card since it may not be relying on the Wii's firmware. It will be affecting the Photo Channel for sure which is pretty retarded.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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I was speaking idiomatically.

Lukage gets five dollars every time he states the obvious. It's his job you see, but it's all kept in an imaginary bank he keeps in the second knuckle on the ring finger of his left hand. He'll protect it with his life if he has to for the treasure troves contained within would boggle mankind into a stupor only matched by prolonged exposure to the feeling of being completely smothered with laundry fresh from the dryer. Fucking bastard.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Just preordered two Super Famicom Wii controllers and the Super Mario Galaxy OST. =)

You can too! =D

http://www.ncsx.com/2007/111907/ncs1119u.htm

or http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-...n-70-2f4f.html if you prefer play-asia but their preorder isn't available yet.

FELIPE NO

No prob, Skills. Got the news from Kotaku. Had to share it before the place gets overwhelmed with orders.

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Probably never. Not with the amount of space they've given us. I barely have enough room on my Wii as is and I'm not even using all the channel slots. Running out of space also puts a lovely handicap on the Internet Channel since it limits your cache. I wonder how this new channel will react to the lack of space on my Wii. I really want SD or HDD expansion support.

Jam it back in, in the dark.