[Amusing] Pedophiles will rape your kid, and use the DS to do it!

Oh this reminds me of a similar story from Fox News when I was growing up. Shook me up something fierce. I think it went something like this.

"Passing notes in class. It's all the rage with the kids these days and redefining the way kids communicate with each other. Kids can just use the available pencils, pens, and paper they have at their disposal every second of the day and with a few hand gestures they can share art, thoughts, jokes, or anything with each other, but put down that pad of paper though because it's also redefining how vulnerable your children are to child molesters.

Watch as I pass a note to Melissa asking for her address. She knew I was there, but she'd only met me 5 minutes ago. Look at how easy that was. Now what if pedophiles were passing notes to your kids in class? You can pass notes at a recommended distance of 30 feet. However, watch as I pass notes from 40 feet, 60 feet (nearly double the distance), 80 feet, 100 feet, 200 feet, and even outside the school! See how easy it was for me? Using this passing network a pedophile could collect information and find your child.

Even while driving in the car a pedophile can send notes by paper plane via the open-window passing network while you're in the front seat totally oblivious to what's happening. See, while passing notes may be fun you have to realize that it's more than that. It's a communication tool."

It's a good thing Fox News is still kindling that vigilante spirit.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I have one of those! =O

There's nowhere I can't reach.