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I wouldn't doubt the removal of Pichu since he was just a weak clone but MewTwo was fairly unique in that he was a grabbag of various character moves and wonky physics. I liked him. Jigglypuff will obviously be making a return as she was apart of the original crew. I mean really, the argument for the removal of individual Pokemon in light of the Pokemon Trainer is pretty poor. Pikachu and Jigglypuff have always been popular and MewTwo was a pretty cool villian. They stand on their own pretty well. These three that the Pokemon Trainer use are balanced enough to be fair. It should be interesting since they'll all control a bit differently due to speed and weight class.

If only they had Comedy Option Pokemon Trainer (Brock). Team Snarlax, Slowpoke, and Psyduck would be fucking incredible. ='D

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Anyone here think that Rush would be a better candidate than either Megaman and X? He could use that spring on his back to spring stuff and jet on over to places or beammeupscotty all over the place and most importantly talk like Scooby Doo because that's how dogs and and especially robotic dogs talk. Maybe one of his special moves could be solving mysteries and his final smash would have to be revealing Gutsman's ass out of any player he attacks with it. O Rush you are such a card. =)

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Josh, stop trying so hard to be funny all the time. =D

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By being Dopefish and making assumptions like he naturally and lovingly does. =)

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It's pretty obvious that Samurai Goroh and Knuckle Joe would just be too powerful as controllable characters. Goroh would have two moves: slash, which would cut everything in half no matter what direction or if it even hit anything; roar, which would be his special where he'd just randomly scream and random shit would happen to everyone on scream like turning into jello and sprouting ears of corn all over their bodies. All of Knuckle Joe's moves would be various punches and crap but they'd all take out all of a player's lives with one hit in some sort of display of wacky violent spasms ala Fist of the North Star. Both characters' final smashes would set the Wii on fire and start playing the funeral march out of all available Wii controller speakers. Yeah, I can see why Sakurai dumbed them down and made them assist trophies.

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Hey, could you guys like not hotlink images like assholes? That'd be pretty sweet, thanks.

FELIPE NO

Probably because they want to leave some stuff for you to find out when, oh I dunno, when you actually play the game. Yeah, probably that.

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Gliding looks pretty sweet. It'll make playing Meta Knight even awesomer. So what other characters do you think they'll introduce that will be able to glide?

Even if Ridley doesn't become a playable character, he may still be a boss that glides.

A Pilot Wings 64 character on a hang glider would be pretty lol/amazing.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Mario is too busy these days doing all kinds of crazy flips and shit to care about gliding anyway.

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Originally Posted by Lukage

That would defeat the purpose. Oh, and in before "ZOMG NO WI-FI LABEL ON THE CASE"

There is a rating pending label on it so this is not the final cover.

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Originally Posted by PsychoJosh

On that note, this is actually the first real 'game' for their console more than a year after it came out.

I'm fairly confident that Super Paper Mario, Mario Strikers, and Metroid Prime 3 count as real games, dude. =/

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Maybe the loadies did. We'll never understand them.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by PsychoJosh

Oh come on, how can you NOT consider Mario Strikers Charged just a port with some new features? That's exactly how it felt to me.

Just because it's a port with some additions doesn't make it any less of a real game.

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While that may be my point still stands.

FELIPE NO

See, what you were supposed to do even though sprouticus had some bad timing was not talk unless you had something worth talking about. Stop letting us down, Josh.

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Well there goes all our retard entertainment. =)

For now.

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That and he's been in the smash bros series since day one. You can pretty much take for granted that the original cast (including secret characters) will all be making a return. It wouldn't surprise me if Lucas or Flint were in the game though. A Mother 3 stage or two would be pretty sweet. No doubt some Mother characters are going to show up as assist trophies. I'm looking at you Poo.

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Originally Posted by The Dopefish

At least Lip's Stick is back.

Oh good job catching that, Dope. I thought it was the fire flower at first glance and moved on. =)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I imagine it'll count as a Trophy Assist KO or something just like there are Pokemon Assist KOs. So yeah, the KO points will go to whoever used the assist trophy. It only makes sense. Should they start making it so any items you use don't count when you KO someone? That doesn't make much sense.

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Oh, hmmm... well I could see it either way. If you don't pay attention to the way he points and fall off then suicide or assist trophy KO are both fine by me. Interesting though.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I like that you can grab people and hold them in place to help your assistants deal damage easier.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Every assist trophy is instant disappointment b/c Smash should be Mugen where you can play as the pot from Zelda. Come on guys. =/

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Excuse me, I was referring to ALL ASSIST TROPHY CHARACTERS and not Lyn specifically, smart ass. >:I

Also, what's this "tried" business? I totally went there. Didn't even break a sweat.

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I'm not sure you got the point of my post but okay.

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Yup, Black Mage gets it. =)

In other news, the Halberd is fucking awesome as usual. Of course its stage will be banned from tourneys b/c omg arm interferes with mah combos and FIRIN' MAH LZR makes me waaaah waaah waaaah.

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