Forum Game: Corrupt Wish

Originally Posted by Visavi

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

Wish granted, but your powers are too much to control, and you cause the houses of these people who don't know the difference between telekinetic and telepathic to come crashing down upon them.

I wish I had a nearly prophetic talent of foresight.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Thanatos

I wish I'm dead.

Wish granted.

But, you find that death is truly not the end, and due to your sins, you are forced to wait at the end of a huge line at the office of the Secretary of Reincarnation. The line, and room, looks exceedingly long. In fact, you can't even see the opposite wall of the office, not much less the desks at the end of the line. You get bored and start causing a ruckus in the line, and are promply escorted to a movie theater, where you are strapped down and forced to perpetually watch 3rd-rate kung fu movies from the 70s, Clockwork Orange style.


I wish I understood VHDL.

Double Post:
Shoot, you beat me.

Originally Posted by Digital_Divider

I wish I had enough money to buy whatever I wanted at the rennaissance festival... without taking out a loan.

Wish granted, however you find that, after the day is up, you have purchased everything at the festival, including all of the performers.

Good luck feeding them though. Man cannot live off of turkey legs alone.


I wish I understood VHDL.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Wish granted.

However, people start putting too much thought into their replies, and every scenario becomes an essay of Crash Landon journal proportions. Eventually, the Gamingforce server gets overloaded with the overwhelming amounts of text it now holds, and the inevitable crash occurs. After 3 weeks, someone manages to get ahold of bobo to rectify the situation, and the boards finally come back up, after deleting this thread. However, it is too late. Most of the members have finally become fed up with the crashes, and leave forever, turning the once proud GFF into a barren internet wasteland.

I wish I ate breakfast this morning.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wish granted.

Your mouse now works. However, because its so small, and can barely do any appreciable amount of work, it gets paid less than minimum wage. The mouse then attempts to protest to get equal rights as a taxpaying worker, and even gets into the news. However, due to the fact that it is the only mouse that works, and PETA is getting all over this case, no one cares anymore.

I wish my chair were more comfortable. *fidgets*

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?