[Movie] Resident Evil Movie Series.

The fact that a lot of people are saying the second movie was better than the first makes me want to implode with angry fury and take the world with me.

The first Resident Evil movie was tolerable if it had been thought of as a stand-alone side story to events happening elsewhere. Kind of like Resident Evil Outbreak, only not canon.

Resident Evil Apocalypse, however, tried to include the game's story which was a hit or miss...and boy was it a severe miss. The target could have been 10 miles tall and wide and only 1 inch in front of them, and they STILL missed it. Alice stole the show a lot and not in a good way. Every time she hit the screen, I sighed. She's what Jill should have been. They even made Jill say "I'm good, but not THAT good." I'm almost positive some scenes had to be done over because the director complained about not enough Milla in the shot. "CUT!!! About a quarter of Jill's shoulder was blocking Alice's elbow. Shoot the entire scene again! In fact, take Jill out. Have her stand by and watch instead. Action!"

Game characters were given so much injustice toward the new characters. Like I said, they made Jill into some cop rookie, Carlos barely did anything important...and Nemesis...wow. Nemesis lost to a fight against Alice. A fistfight. That was sheer RE blasphemy. And for him to develop feelings and become a good guy? What happened to the badass, evil, won't-stop-until-he-kills-you-even-if-he-dies-and-transforms-just-to-kill-you NEMESIS?! Gone. Just more fodder to feed Milla's spotlight.

RE movies might as well be called "Milla Jovich versus the Zombies!" Did I mention she's ugly as sin too?

And finally, at the end of RE:A, she becomes Mega Wesker. Wesker gets superhuman powers, yes, but they overpowered Alice far too much. Melt's a guy's face off simply by looking through a security camera? That one scene alone almost made me light the movie screen on fire. Thats just overkill on power for a resident evil...well...anything. Movies or otherwise.

And now I read this little "Sit down with Milla" interview. She obviously is stupid or was paid to say what she said because everything out of her mouth written there is utter nonsense. RE3 will not be good. No. Stop saying "but what if...." It's going to be bad. Period. End of story. Milla can't act, she's ugly as hell, and is over-glorified in every RE movie so much that it no longer has any point to include any other characters.

What pisses me off the VERY most, however, is that they are actually TRYING to go out of their way to remove any scrap of the element of fear from these movies and put even MORE action in. If we wanted an action movie with zombies, we'd watch Army of Darkness. Resident Evil is supposed to be scary with a good storyline. Not a 2-hour washboard chest in ugly clothes beating up zombies in a desert in the middle of nowhere with Matrix moves in a mindless slaughter. No sense of fear or panic anywhere. Even RE4 (the game) tried to show a feel of PANIC in the game. This movie won't have panic because Milla Jovich was obviously told to play a one-man-army character which I bet she's happy about in her ditsy little way.

God I hate Milla Jovich. The wrters too. In fact...screw the next movie all together...

So, when's Silent Hill 2 coming out? Now THERE'S a game-movie worth seeing!

Jam it back in, in the dark.