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 Member 10849 Level 4.85 Aug 2006 
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My view on the flying wiimote issue:
"Hello everyone. My name is Jason, and I'm here to tell you Nintendo didn't think this Wiimote thing through. You see, I was so hyped about the Wii, letting me play as if I was actually the character I'm controlling, like in Wii Sports. I blazed through the manual and noticed that the instructions say to swing the Wiimote gently. I remember Nintendo spokespeople saying the same thing, saying that only small motions were necessary. **** THAT! I'm gonna swing this mother****er around like crazy. Oh its ok. I have the wrist strap on. Sure, I'll get worn out and possible pulled muscles swinging my wiimote with over-excessive force, but I don't care! I'll look cool in the mirror as I play by myself! If my friends see me, they's all be like 'COOL! He's going crazy with his Wii! And he doesn't even HAVE to to control his characters! AWESOME, D00DZ!!' Yeah. I'm so ****ing awesome. Oh...I'm getting a bit sweaty. The wiimote is slipping a bit, but its ok. I have the wrist strap! Time to play baseball! Ok, I have baseball on. Ah...the pitcher is throwing a slow ball. I'll just pretend I'm a real baseball player and power-swing this wiimote with every ounce of my power. **** small movements, I'll LOOK cool if I-" *SLLLLIP! CRASH!!!* "ZOMGWTFLOLBBQ?!?!?!?! OMG YOU ****ING NINTENDO MORONS! HOW COULD YOU MAKE SUCH A FAULTY SYSTEM AND A CONTROLLER THAT SUCKS THIS MUCH?! I BROKE MY WINDOW, FAN, TV, VASE, CAR, BRAIN, CAT, HOUSE WITH YOUR GODDAMN CONTROLLER! ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SWING THE WIIMOTE AS HARD AND AS FAST AS I POSSIBLY CAN WITHOUT THINKING OF THE CONSEQUENCES AND YOU MADE ME BREAK BOTH MY ARMS AND GIVE ME 3RD DEGREE BURNS! NOW I'M GOING TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS ON MY SONY/MICROSOFT MESSAGE BOARDS ALL ABOUT THIS SO THEY CAN TEST THIS OUT THEMSELVES AND MAKE FAKE VIDEOS! **** YOU ALL!" How ya doing, buddy? 
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